I saw a story about a puppy who shot his owner. The owner was trying to kill the puppy and his litter-mates

, so now the puppy is a hero. He didn't kill the owner; he shot him in the hand.
This brilliant and oh-so kind owner was trying to hold wriggling puppies and a loaded gun at the same time. The puppy got tangled in the gun, and BAM!
I'm quite certain the purpose of this story is to prove that people don't kill people (with guns) - puppies do it, too!