And of course to hug an atheist, you will first need to know how to spot them:
1. Look for the sign on their backs that say: Atheist.
2. Look for the familiar 666 symbol just under their hairlines.
3. Watch for other Christians chasing relentlessly after someone with bibles in their hands screaming something about salvation.
4. Watch for people whose heads start spinning and start vomiting green vile when they get in the proximity of a church.
5. Watch for people who leave shopping centers and major retailers without actually buying anything.
6. Try to see the little red devil on their shoulder.
If none of this works, then just assume all are atheists and hug everyone.
