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This is the best news I've seen in ages. We're on the final countdown to Armageddon? Not before time either. Hallelujah.

This is the End, of which we have been forewarned, I take it? The last restraint's been removed, we're on the final countdown, nothing can call it off? What a privilege it is to be here and able to make a difference.

What date should I write Armageddon in for, in my diary? I need to plan my movements.

Will there be a wailing and a gnashing of teeth or was that just someone going a little over the top with joyful anticipation?

I'd be grateful if someone would sell me a heavy sniper rifle and lots of ammunition suitable for taking out the Son of God from a distance. Hollow-point, presumably, if He can still do those miracles.