No! No! Please don't buy my book! You are going to get me in real trouble and millionaire Texas Cowboys don't like to be in trouble. I don't know who you are and don't tell me . I will not turn you in to that Lady Cop though. She's not fair. She judges you before she gets to know you. I'm in the outhouse, or hen house. or dog house, or whatever it is that you are put in when you get in trouble. Just put another post on this thread to say that you made a mistake saying you were going to buy my book. (just go out and get it, but if you are afraid, I'll send you a free one. OK?)
