12-25-2006, 11:04 AM
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Re: iguana
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Originally Posted by Richard Bell
Yes! Be afraid. Be very afraid!
What appears to be a pond on a golf course is most likely a portal in the fabric of the space/time continuum.
The electric motor in your grandson's golf cart has generated a frequency that has caused a "tear" in that fabric. What appeared to your modern eyes as an iguana is almost certainly the newly hatched offspring of a terrible dinosaur from 75 million years ago. They are drawn through this newly created wormhole in time, and they are emerging a mere fifty yards from his back yard.
This is only the beginning. Soon, the mother will follow, and then hordes of prehistoric monsters will blanket the Earth with their ferocity.
We're doomed.
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