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Old 09-20-2004, 11:41 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Jewish Mother

A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's
fallen in love and going to get married. He says,
"Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and
you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The
mother agrees.

The next day, he brings 3 beautiful women into the
house and sits them down on the couch and they chat
for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma. Guess which one
I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The red-head in the middle."

"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

"I don't like her."

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