Bizarre News Stories [Archive]

28,000 paid for grilled cheese sandwich
Santa banned from skydiving near Disneyland
It may be the mother of all strudels.
Man kills self with own electric chair
SpongeBob kidnapped, held for ransom
Beauty contest for prisoners
Room at the Inn for Mary and Joseph
A drink in every State of the Union ~ it took 21 years
Blonde jokes to be banned?
Employees: Boss Spanked Us for Mistakes
Teacher frightens school children telling them Astroid on collision course
Dolphins 'protect' lifeguards from great white
For those who like to Tie One On
Groom-to-be stole, hocked fiancee's ring, police say
Mom Breastfeeds Puppy to Protect Baby
Moose hunter banks on bagpipes
Beavers make big-bucks dam
Woman takes nine years to pass her driving test
Huge Grinch erected on lawn after neighbours complain about Christmas display
Man with only 78cents in Bank wins Lottery!
Urine may cause bridge to collapse
Loved Ones remains make a gem of a keepsake
Chocolate Room
Bow and arrows used to smuggle mobile phones into prison
Teenager charged in booms that frightened neighborhood
Surgery removes man's sixth finger, toes
Police Apologize for Sending Child Porn
Swarm of bees attacks rescuers at crash
Family Sues Japanese Restaurant Over Flying Shrimp
Seven dwarves strike to save Snow White
Geese guard prisoners
Soap star posts breast x-rays
Videocamera catches thief - a mouse - stealing cash from a shop in Austria
Animal activist wants to 'live like a pig'
Optimists Club Calls It Quits
Lotto thief wins for real
Britain's 'dumbest' criminal
Ladies dancing would cost a pretty penny in today's version of '12 Days' carol
Man sues after getting hit in the mouth with golf ball
Eating out of a dumpster a turn of for some
A jug of pee flung from a school-bus window
Dad's call to police leads to arrest for drugs, guns
Wallet returned after 30 years ~ Great Story :)
Gamers to kill for real?
Saudi divorces wife at airport
Breakfast cereal looked like ET
Letter arrives - 286 years late
Woman feels "violated" after her fake 18-foot palm tree is stolen
man faces charge of having sex with dog
Lumberjack's revenge
Hugh's waxwork horror
Hotel offers $3000.00 cocktail
Suitcase stolen with girl, 3, inside
Man swears he won't perform more castrations
City pulls plug on home in drawbridge
Mother-in-Law in Curry
Annual Bad Sex Writing Award goes to...
Nativity scene sparks outrage
Just in Time for Christmas
Sad Serb axes penis, then regrets decision
Cat's headstone proves to be 10th Century artefact
K-9 Used to Subdue Naked Suspect
Man peed in display toilet
Scots ufo capital twins with roswell
Gay penguins found in Japanese aquariums
Ice cream for dogs launches
Man gets back at neighbors by painting home brilliant green
Jesus Dental X-Ray
Judge settles custody dispute by tossing coin
Cat survives three frigid days in snowbank
Lottery winner, 94, sues to get it all now
Kitchen gets 'Royal' ceremony
Marriage lasts 90 minutes
This Goose was no Chicken
Thieves take brain remote control
Divorced man ordered to pay dog maintenance
High IQ cuts women's marriage prospects
Man makes up car-on-fire story after locking keys inside
Woman married corpse
Man stakes claim on clouds
Thieves prefer coffee to cars
Consumer Warning label ~ Awards
Man sues for 2.5 million/Fear Factor rats disgusted him
Robber returns for directions
1st graders tried to have sex at school??!!??
Stray hippo finds unlikely new mother
Man fails attempted Chainsaw Suicide
Woman tore off ex-lover's testicle
Microsoft Astound us again...
Holiday leaves tourist without a leg to stand on
Lost hunter rescued, thanks to his tighty whities
Listerine Drinker Arrested for DUI
Mr Little Penis gives up
Shepherd drove drunk sheep home
Noisy afternoon lovemaking no cause for eviction, landlord says
Pair arrested after telling lawyer jokes
Talk about a close call!!!
Class ring that went down toilet in '79 is returned to man
Woman bins dead dad to draw his pension
Man Holds Up Sex Shop, Steals Inflatable Doll
Man commits auto-decapitation
Gymnastics stunt on hotel balcony leaves woman dead
Fish with human face
Lucky the Lottery Chicken ~ luck has run out
Parachutist goes into labour in mid-air
Dog Has Record Litter Of 24 Puppies
Haunted
Police, CPS, magistrates a "laughing stock" over driver prosecution.
Man fakes chest pains to get free meals
Man who missed tsunami by canceling plans dies in avalanche
Identical Twins have Identical Drivings tests results
Ghosts, and things that rattle
Husband Commits Suicide, Then Wife Wakes from Coma
Two-headed lamb born in China
Body in morgue, not quite dead
Dogs audition for Broadway musical
The dark side of Mr. Potato Head
Man Drinks beer - pees his way out of avalanche
Porn movie ruins day....
Oh, the glamour of it all
At 87, she shovels for others
Stripper Wins Damages After Tiger Attack
Tailor-made condoms
Bored boy triggers terror alert at airport
Hen produces spoon shaped egg
Patients had to wait for croc
How not to test a hand grenade...
Mobile phones for dogs
Queer Beer launched for gays
Go to Jail for chatting up women
Please tell us they don't need foreskins...
SF Man Awarded $15.6 Million For Being Unknowing Coffee Label Model
Dummer Officials Want To Change School Name
Who was that masked man?
He didn't want to go!
Girls bake cookies for neighbors ~ and get sued!
Fast-food shop owner takes off, employees take over
That's Life
Yuk!
No more Cosmetic Surgery for Pets...
'I divorce thee'
Heard about the Gay penguins
Any Volunteers?
Killer bullet was diverted by the Virgin Mary says Pope
Classical Interlude
Burglars report getaway-car keys stolen
That's Life
Art?
Watch where you park next time
Dumb and legless
No dung to dump.
Toilet Paper Tax?
An idea with potential
Cliches to the left, stereotypes to the right
Two-headed baby 'better' after op
Marital difficulty of the week...
Squeezed by a tax on the Charmin?
Crucified
It wasn't Santa...
Everybody was trying to get the chimp off &
SICK! What the heck?
If it weren't for bad luck
This is just wrong
Assaulted by a Frozen Sausage
GROSS!! I live in this town! BARF!
Meet Jesus
Enonomic Condoms
Buzzards Titbits
BBC has a spell of subtitle trouble
Salted
Further proof Commies just ain't sexy
Puff justice for a lawyer.
The Cure
It almost worked?
Dog rescues Newborn
"Toast Art" of Runaway Bride worth $15,400
PC....... Run Amuck:Teacher of the year fired
Blame it on the Yanks
Hooked
A bear in the swimming pool!!!
Blind gorilla given cataract op.
Forensic science award (Long)
Something in the WATER?
Everest Snow Cap Dump
WEAPONS OF CHOICE, UK docs say ban long kitchen knives
At the races, Russian style
Message in the bottle...
Beer Bath
Trapped in toilet
'Baby Jesus' Ultrasound
Severed leg falls from sky...
Senior Citizens GANG
Police: Lions free kidnapped girl
Unable to work Sir,
Unethical Conduct
Open up, I'm hungary...
Never mix......
Man sexually assaults horse. Does not survive.
My noodling days are over.
if you live in the south your toilet is a menace
Mommas Boys. How sweet!!
polygamy
If I were British I would be embarrased
two sisters killed
Robber floored by 93-year-old woman
Forida what are they thinking
Don't break into Sea World
This Kitty is on credit.
Man suffocates daughter
Englands human zoo
Man Mountain
Mormon parents abduct my children
New health food fad?
Dumb News Story
all in good working order
What's up, Oregon?
Halloween horror.
You have to its the law !!
Loose The Hounds!!!!
Bigfoot "Yeti Petty" Enters Auto Race!
Thai transvestites
Warning, very graphic
We NEED cops like this!!!
here she comes, miss penitentiary~
Pack of wild dogs kill alligator in Florida
In your mind?
Kiss of Death
sexomnia
Fark
Rapist wins £5.000.
Cold... go sit on the toliet.
2005 in review
$15,000 diamond ring left in car...
African Rock Python (Python Sebae)
Restraining order against David Letterman is lifted
Stella Awards
Darwin Award nominees
The mouse got the last laugh!
More Darwin Awards
One eyed kitten born
Strange bedfellows maybe?
Ice Hotel in Quebec
Stray Northern Bottlenose Whale
Lethal Eye Drops
Lethal Eye Drops
No More Hair
Excuse Me Have You Seen My Salamander?
When smoking can damage your health
Aids Bomb
Guy's an idiot!!