Jewish Mother

Tombstone · 09-20-2004, 11:41 AM

A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's
fallen in love and going to get married. He says,
"Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and
you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The
mother agrees.

The next day, he brings 3 beautiful women into the
house and sits them down on the couch and they chat
for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma. Guess which one
I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The red-head in the middle."

"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

"I don't like her."

LoveMama · 12-11-2004, 09:13 AM

Tombstone.......very funny! The craziest thing.......I have 3 ex daughter in laws! The one I like the most is my Jewish DIL. She's the one that call's me "mama'

and we alway's cooked together!
xxxxxxxooooo
mama

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tombstone

A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's
fallen in love and going to get married. He says,
"Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and
you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The
mother agrees.

The next day, he brings 3 beautiful women into the
house and sits them down on the couch and they chat
for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma. Guess which one
I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The red-head in the middle."

"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

"I don't like her."

Paula · 12-11-2004, 09:42 AM

Typical reply of a Jewish Mother, good joke...

A Karenina · 12-11-2004, 11:20 AM

Too funny! Thanks for the laugh, Tombstone.

09-20-2004, 11:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
Tombstone Little did I know... Supporting Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Idaho Panhandle Posts: 3,511	Jewish Mother A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings 3 beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma. Guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, "The red-head in the middle." "That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?" "I don't like her."
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12-11-2004, 09:42 AM	#3 (permalink)
Paula Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Near The Lilies...here. Posts: 1,926	Re: Jewish Mother Typical reply of a Jewish Mother, good joke... __________________ Everyone has these on their face? TULIPS.
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12-11-2004, 11:20 AM	#4 (permalink)
A Karenina Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Oregon Posts: 959	Re: Jewish Mother Too funny! Thanks for the laugh, Tombstone. __________________ We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit. Aristotle
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