bad auto accidents

[lady cop]

have you had one? tell us about it, get it off your chest. i have destroyed 3 cruisers, but who cares? that was work-related. but i had an antique jaguar XJ-6. i LOVED that car. one night, in the rain, three deer ran in front of me. i rolled that car 3 times and landed on the roof. i still don't know how i got out. i was upside-down and disoriented and could not find my phone. i walked home somehow. next day i saw it and was shocked....that thing had a steel frame and was crumpled like a beer can. my friends saw it and asked why i was alive. i am still upset over that car.

[lady cop]

here it is, a work of the sculptors art. ....click for pic.

[lady cop]

killed three of these babies...sheriff says he's buying me a golf cart!

[BabyRider]

Originally Posted by lady cop

killed three of these babies...sheriff says he's buying me a golf cart!

I want to know what police force gets to use the new Dodge Charger for patrol cars!!
LC, I've never had a real bad car accident, (knock wood) but you know what's gonna happen now, right?

[lady cop]

yep, you better walk. we have crown vics, and state troopers have camaros....i hate them. you have to put the prisoner in front seat with you. screw that. they can spit on you.

[BabyRider]

Originally Posted by lady cop

yep, you better walk. we have crown vics, and state troopers have camaros....i hate them. you have to put the prisoner in front seat with you. screw that. they can spit on you.

'Scuse me???!?! Prisoners in the front seat??? Isn't that like, HIGHLY dangerous? That seems rather risky, if you ask me....

Ok, it's not an actual accident, but it's an almost accident. True story here:
I'm driving eastbound I-696 to see a friend for lunch. It's winter, but the roads are clear. It's lunch hour and all around me are cars. I remember that registering in my brain a couple seconds before what happened, happened. I'm cruising the fast lane, about 65 mph when I hit some ice. My car comes off the ground entirely, and when it touches down again, I lose control, and start spinning. I remember thinking clearly: "DON'T touch the brakes or try to wrestle control over the car!!!" and I basically hang on for dear life and squeeze my eyes shut. I feel the first revolution of the car, then the second, and I'm thinking to myself, "When am I going to get creamed? There were cars everywhere, when am I going to smash into one?"
Halfway through the third revolution I open my eyes to see the grill of a huge truck staring into my windshield. I squeeze my eyes shut again and brace myself for the crash.
A second later, all is still and quiet. I crack my eyes open to find myself sitting on the shoulder of the highway, facing the right direction, under a bridge. I had spun 3 times across 4 lanes of traffic, during lunch rush hour and not touched a car. Anyone care to take a guess how that happened? 'Cuz I still can't explain it, and it happened about 9 years ago.

[lady cop]

you have an angel on your shoulder honey. so do i . thankfully. ...yeah, i talked to a trooper (AAA of the highway we call them) one night about the camaros. they put prisoner in front shotgun seat, cuffed to the door. i don't like it at all. many times they will call us to get a real car to transport some idiot. they need the camaro for speed, but useless otherwise.

[Wolverine]

Originally Posted by lady cop

killed three of these babies...sheriff says he's buying me a golf cart!

my uncle's dept is getting three Chargers next year. from the sound of it, quite a few Iowa Sheriffs are changing to Dodge

[lady cop]

Originally Posted by Wolverine

my uncle's dept is getting three Chargers next year. from the sound of it, quite a few Iowa Sheriffs are changing to Dodge

just how fast is that corn anyway?

[Wolverine]

Originally Posted by lady cop

just how fast is that corn anyway?

Ooooo... she is SOOO funny. at least you know we have Corn and not Potatos. you wouldn't believe how many people get Iowa confused with I-da-hoe