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04-03-2006, 05:38 AM
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20 Great Uses for the Gun in your House!
20 GREAT USES FOR THE GUN IN YOUR HOUSE:
1. Settle domestic disputes 2. Settle disputes with neighbors 3. Something constructive to do while drunk/stoned 4. Hours of fun for the kids 5. Hours of fun for the neighbors' kids 6. A big help during temper tantrums 7. Chance to be judge, jury, executioner...a big man 8. Almost like having a big penis 9. Big bonanza for gun thieves 10. Surefire way to blow your dough 11. Terrify the meter man 12. Help deal with feelings of guilt, inadequacy, rage, & other honky stuff 13. Fun to fondle...and so BIG 14. "I was totally sure it wasn't loaded, Your Honor." 15. Get yourself killed in a raid, rather than merely arrested 16. You can't always be reading great literature, right? 17. Rare chance to become a murderer, get reborn as a lab animal, etc. 18. "If it's good enough for the American Nazi Party, it's good enough for me!" 19. Angry white men never screw up 20. Such a comfort when depressed |
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04-03-2006, 09:32 AM
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Re: 20 Great Uses for the Gun in your House!
Troll....?
20 great uses for a Gun. 1. you can pee with it. 2. it comes with its own case. 3. its always cocked. 4. it springs into action when needed. 5. it has a mind of its own. 6. it reloads automatically. 7. it can blow your mind. 8. ....... dang I used to know 20 uses...let me all a few Army buddys.  |
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04-03-2006, 10:08 AM
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Re: 20 Great Uses for the Gun in your House!
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04-03-2006, 10:17 AM
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doobie doobie doooo
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Re: 20 Great Uses for the Gun in your House!
I see Valerie is a Full Metal Jacket fan
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04-03-2006, 10:33 AM
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doobie doobie doooo
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Re: 20 Great Uses for the Gun in your House!
Ohh ok. Duhhhhhhh my nephew is a Marine. Should of known that.
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If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. James Madison Ron Paul 2008
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04-03-2006, 10:40 AM
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Watanya Cecilia
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Re: 20 Great Uses for the Gun in your House!
Don't worry about it! I think lots of military use that... and others besides!
Tell your Marine I said OOH-RAH!!  |
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