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04-22-2006, 03:53 PM
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Real Texan Looking for a Real Cowgirl
I have been told that some people think that I am a reincarinated cowboy. The more I hear it, the more I believe them. I own 8 ranches down here in Texas. I am a multi-millionaire looking for a darling cowgirl (no motorcycle riders need to apply!) I also write books. You don't need to buy it, but to prove my point, the name of it is, 'Billy the Kid, His Real Name Was ....', Please don't buy it because I don't believe in spamming and that would be spamming, I think. In fact, I won't sell it to anyone that is a member of this forum. You are excluded from my customer list. Now, I can't stop you from buying it, but please don't say that you heard about it on this forum. OK? Deal?
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04-22-2006, 04:10 PM
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Re: Real Texan Looking for a Real Cowgirl
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04-22-2006, 04:10 PM
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Re: Real Texan Looking for a Real Cowgirl
Seems to me you don't write books slim, just book.
Would you say then, that it is safe to assume that you own 8 bottles of ranch salad dressing?  And to be perfectly frank with you.. I actually know a millionaire or two..(none relatives unfortunately)..don't think any of the real ones I know have ever felt compelled to describe themselves as such... to anyone. But just to be sure we start out on the right footing, I promise I won't buy your book. I like to respect the folks who bother to post... welcome  |
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04-22-2006, 04:27 PM
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Re: Real Texan Looking for a Real Cowgirl
No! No! Please don't buy my book! You are going to get me in real trouble and millionaire Texas Cowboys don't like to be in trouble. I don't know who you are and don't tell me . I will not turn you in to that Lady Cop though. She's not fair. She judges you before she gets to know you. I'm in the outhouse, or hen house. or dog house, or whatever it is that you are put in when you get in trouble. Just put another post on this thread to say that you made a mistake saying you were going to buy my book. (just go out and get it, but if you are afraid, I'll send you a free one. OK?)
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04-22-2006, 04:36 PM
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Re: Real Texan Looking for a Real Cowgirl
How do you know it not Kinky himself?
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04-22-2006, 04:46 PM
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Re: Real Texan Looking for a Real Cowgirl
I'm kinky, but I am not Kinky. I am a REAL live Texas man, who enjoys life and having fun. I am going to run that Lady Law, or Cop, or Policewoman, or what ever she is down and tame her. Now, that ought to challenging!
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