Oh, THIS was a lot of fun....

BabyRider · 04-27-2006, 01:32 PM

So, I get up in the middle of the night last night, really thirsty. I stumble blindly to the fridge, and see a half consumed Gatorade. Perfect, I thought, I didn't have to open a new one of Bullet's (he lives on the stuff) and it's cold, and will do the job.
I uncap it, it's fierce grape or some such thing, and I take a couple huge gulps. Re-cap, put the bottle back in the fridge, turn around to stumble back to bed, when I notice an odd, yet somewhat familiar feeling coming over me.
What is that??? Oh...yeah...I get it....I'm about to hurl.
Bullet had bought a Gatorade the night before, and taken it with him to the clubhouse, where he added vodka and cherry pucker to his bottle. I never thought twice about there might be booze in the bottle, and my body rejected it instantly.
I went back to bed, whacked Bullet in the back of the head, whereupon he woke up and said "What the **** was that for???" I said, "Next time you put booze in a bottle of Gatorade, and don't warn me, I will PURPOSELY not make it to the bathroom and YOU can clean it up!!
If I ever thought of going back to the booze (no, it has NOT occurred to me) that is shot right to hell. What an awful feeling. Blech.

SOJOURNER · 04-27-2006, 01:34 PM

Bummer!

I understand vegans react the same way to the ingestion of meat.

AussiePam · 04-27-2006, 01:46 PM

Yucko BR !!! Someone gave me a ciggie at my Dad's funeral and I took it without thinking and had one small puff. I gave up smoking years ago. I threw up instantly and could taste it for days. Oh Man !!!!

greydeadhead · 04-27-2006, 01:49 PM

I can vouch for the veggieheads.... years ago I laid off eating meat for like a year.. then one day.. that burger looked sooooooooooo good.. all greasy and cheesey...
tasted wicked delish on the way down...
errrrr.. I think that is enuff detail.... bleeeeeeeechhhhhhhh

valerie · 04-27-2006, 02:34 PM

Hmmmm... (Val holding hands in air, palms up... weighing...)

Nope, sorry, can't say anything about THIS post. No siree Bob.

Wait, who's Bob?

(Insert obligatory smilies here)

Nomad · 04-29-2006, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BabyRider

So, I get up in the middle of the night last night, really thirsty. I stumble blindly to the fridge, and see a half consumed Gatorade. Perfect, I thought, I didn't have to open a new one of Bullet's (he lives on the stuff) and it's cold, and will do the job.
I uncap it, it's fierce grape or some such thing, and I take a couple huge gulps. Re-cap, put the bottle back in the fridge, turn around to stumble back to bed, when I notice an odd, yet somewhat familiar feeling coming over me.
What is that??? Oh...yeah...I get it....I'm about to hurl.
Bullet had bought a Gatorade the night before, and taken it with him to the clubhouse, where he added vodka and cherry pucker to his bottle. I never thought twice about there might be booze in the bottle, and my body rejected it instantly.
I went back to bed, whacked Bullet in the back of the head, whereupon he woke up and said "What the **** was that for???" I said, "Next time you put booze in a bottle of Gatorade, and don't warn me, I will PURPOSELY not make it to the bathroom and YOU can clean it up!!
If I ever thought of going back to the booze (no, it has NOT occurred to me) that is shot right to hell. What an awful feeling. Blech.

At least it wasnt Wild Turkey

BabyRider · 04-29-2006, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nomad

At least it wasnt Wild Turkey

Actually, I wish it HAD been Wild Turkey...at least then I would have smelled it before I guzzled it!!

Nomad · 04-29-2006, 12:43 AM

When I get the urge thats what I think about, the smell. ugghhh

04-27-2006, 01:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
BabyRider Missin and LOVIN Bullet Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: My own private Hell Posts: 10,069	Oh, THIS was a lot of fun.... So, I get up in the middle of the night last night, really thirsty. I stumble blindly to the fridge, and see a half consumed Gatorade. Perfect, I thought, I didn't have to open a new one of Bullet's (he lives on the stuff) and it's cold, and will do the job. I uncap it, it's fierce grape or some such thing, and I take a couple huge gulps. Re-cap, put the bottle back in the fridge, turn around to stumble back to bed, when I notice an odd, yet somewhat familiar feeling coming over me. What is that??? Oh...yeah...I get it....I'm about to hurl. Bullet had bought a Gatorade the night before, and taken it with him to the clubhouse, where he added vodka and cherry pucker to his bottle. I never thought twice about there might be booze in the bottle, and my body rejected it instantly. I went back to bed, whacked Bullet in the back of the head, whereupon he woke up and said "What the ** was that for???" I said, "Next time you put booze in a bottle of Gatorade, and don't warn me, I will PURPOSELY not make it to the bathroom and YOU can clean it up!! If I ever thought of going back to the booze (no, it has NOT occurred to me) that is shot right to hell. What an awful feeling. Blech. __________________ I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price. ~Darrel Worley~ Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????** We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
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04-27-2006, 01:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
SOJOURNER aka: Elegant Jade Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Right here................. Posts: 5,494	Re: Oh, THIS was a lot of fun.... Bummer! I understand vegans react the same way to the ingestion of meat.
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04-27-2006, 01:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
AussiePam Senior Member Supporting Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 6,951	Re: Oh, THIS was a lot of fun.... Yucko BR !!! Someone gave me a ciggie at my Dad's funeral and I took it without thinking and had one small puff. I gave up smoking years ago. I threw up instantly and could taste it for days. Oh Man !!!!
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04-27-2006, 01:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
greydeadhead Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New England Posts: 1,042	Re: Oh, THIS was a lot of fun.... I can vouch for the veggieheads.... years ago I laid off eating meat for like a year.. then one day.. that burger looked sooooooooooo good.. all greasy and cheesey... tasted wicked delish on the way down... errrrr.. I think that is enuff detail.... bleeeeeeeechhhhhhhh __________________ Feed your spirit by living near it -- Magic Hat Brewery bottle cap
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04-27-2006, 02:34 PM	#5 (permalink)
valerie Watanya Cecilia Supporting Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 6,358	Re: Oh, THIS was a lot of fun.... Hmmmm... (Val holding hands in air, palms up... weighing...) Nope, sorry, can't say anything about THIS post. No siree Bob. Wait, who's Bob? (Insert obligatory smilies here) __________________ Tamsen's Dogster Page http://www.dogster.com/?27525
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04-29-2006, 12:43 AM	#8 (permalink)
Nomad LIFE IS SHORT...LIVE HARD Supporting Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: LOOK BEHIND YOU Posts: 20,266	Re: Oh, THIS was a lot of fun.... When I get the urge thats what I think about, the smell. ugghhh
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