Last Night Blehh!!

Sheryl · 04-30-2006, 08:40 AM

Last night was my nephews 24th surprise birthday party. It was fun, but I wasn't feeling to hot. I stuck it out till after everyone had ate, and the topless chick birthday cake was brought out. Then I was ready to leave, however Dave wasn't. So I went inside and tryed to snooze a little on the couch. A little bit later Dave comes in and sais he's ready to go. I'm like ok and start heading to the car. We get almost to the car and he starts projectile vomiting all over the place. And I got pissed

Turns out his dumbass decided to be the on the recieving end of a beer bong, but it was half beer and half Lord Calvert in the bong.

so I ask him if he had a good time. His response, "yea till you wanted to go home".

He wanted me to let a friend give him a ride home. Yea right those idiots were doing keg stands and bonging beers, no way any of them could of driven anywhere last night.

Ok just had to get this off my chest.

04-30-2006, 08:46 AM

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but it was half beer and half Lord Calvert in the bong.

I don't think I know that that is.

Sheryl · 04-30-2006, 08:47 AM

Lord Calvert I think is a cheap whiskey, not sure. It smells rank I know that. will have to wait till one of our bartenders comes online to be for sure.

04-30-2006, 08:49 AM

Its the bong part that's confusing me... they were smoking a bong with beer and Lord Calvert instead of water?

Sheryl · 04-30-2006, 08:52 AM

ohh you don't know what a beer bong is...ok let me find a pick. But it's basically a funnel attached to a long hose. And you are supposed to chug the beer as it's poured in the funnel.

Nomad · 04-30-2006, 08:55 AM

Oh Sheryl. Guys are just dumb. Just chalk another one up.

Sheryl · 04-30-2006, 08:55 AM

this is a beer bong.

sunny104 · 04-30-2006, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by SnoozeControl

Its the bong part that's confusing me... they were smoking a bong with beer and Lord Calvert instead of water?

yeah, that's the only bong I know of...ahem, I mean, I've heard of!

Sorry your nite turned out that way!

04-30-2006, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Sheryl

this is a beer bong.

Reminds me of a movie called "Motel Hell" where they made their own sausage and fed their "livestock" with a funnel ... nevermind.

Sheryl · 04-30-2006, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by SnoozeControl

Reminds me of a movie called "Motel Hell" where they made their own sausage and fed their "livestock" with a funnel ... nevermind.

ok, you watch some strange stuff Snooze.

04-30-2006, 08:40 AM	#1 (permalink)
Sheryl doobie doobie doooo Supporting Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 8,432	Last Night Blehh!! Last night was my nephews 24th surprise birthday party. It was fun, but I wasn't feeling to hot. I stuck it out till after everyone had ate, and the topless chick birthday cake was brought out. Then I was ready to leave, however Dave wasn't. So I went inside and tryed to snooze a little on the couch. A little bit later Dave comes in and sais he's ready to go. I'm like ok and start heading to the car. We get almost to the car and he starts projectile vomiting all over the place. And I got pissed Turns out his dumbass decided to be the on the recieving end of a beer bong, but it was half beer and half Lord Calvert in the bong. so I ask him if he had a good time. His response, "yea till you wanted to go home". He wanted me to let a friend give him a ride home. Yea right those idiots were doing keg stands and bonging beers, no way any of them could of driven anywhere last night. Ok just had to get this off my chest. __________________ If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. James Madison Ron Paul 2008
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04-30-2006, 08:47 AM	#3 (permalink)
Sheryl doobie doobie doooo Supporting Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 8,432	Re: Last Night Blehh!! Lord Calvert I think is a cheap whiskey, not sure. It smells rank I know that. will have to wait till one of our bartenders comes online to be for sure. __________________ If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. James Madison Ron Paul 2008
Local Time: 05:19 PM Local Date: 12-01-2008

04-30-2006, 08:49 AM	#4 (permalink)
SnoozeControl Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Last Night Blehh!! Its the bong part that's confusing me... they were smoking a bong with beer and Lord Calvert instead of water?

04-30-2006, 08:52 AM	#5 (permalink)
Sheryl doobie doobie doooo Supporting Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 8,432	Re: Last Night Blehh!! ohh you don't know what a beer bong is...ok let me find a pick. But it's basically a funnel attached to a long hose. And you are supposed to chug the beer as it's poured in the funnel. __________________ If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. James Madison Ron Paul 2008
Local Time: 05:19 PM Local Date: 12-01-2008

04-30-2006, 08:55 AM	#6 (permalink)
Nomad LIFE IS SHORT...LIVE HARD Supporting Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: LOOK BEHIND YOU Posts: 20,266	Re: Last Night Blehh!! Oh Sheryl. Guys are just dumb. Just chalk another one up.
Local Time: 05:19 PM Local Date: 12-01-2008

04-30-2006, 08:55 AM	#7 (permalink)
Sheryl doobie doobie doooo Supporting Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 8,432	Re: Last Night Blehh!! this is a beer bong. Attached Thumbnails __________________ If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. James Madison Ron Paul 2008
Local Time: 05:19 PM Local Date: 12-01-2008

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