Women over 30

[devist8me]

This was a monologue by Andy Rooney from the CBS show, 60 Minutes. Andy
Rooney said:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all.

Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What
are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around
whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually
something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in whom she is, what
she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a
hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at
the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you
deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get
away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's
like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend
because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't
care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends
won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
woman over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of
younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far
sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are
a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you
stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow
pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for
free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against
marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig,
just to get a little sausage.

[venus]

oh no pleae pick me up off the floor.....lm dying here!!

[valerie]

Funny, yes, but Rooney didn't do it.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/rooney2.asp

[devist8me]

Originally Posted by valerie

Funny, yes, but Rooney didn't do it.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/rooney2.asp

Holy cow! Do you "snopes" everything? I would have never thought to doubt.

[valerie]

Originally Posted by devist8me

Holy cow! Do you "snopes" everything? I would have never thought to doubt.

Not everything, but I thought I remembered that from before...
otherwise, it DOES sound a lot like Rooney, and I probably wouldn't
have questioned it, either!!

Sincerely,
Over 30 (40, 50... )

LMAO! It`s SOOO true!
That certainly made me feel better anyway.

Only this bit made me go :
"Once you get past a wrinkle or two..."

Wrinkles? Not everyone of 30 or over has got them you know!

*Pinky legs it to the bathroom mirror to check*

*Pinky looks relieved*
Phew! It`s ok, nothing major. Only the inevitable ones from laughing too much!