For those who like to Tie One On

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Tie maker launches penis cravat

A Serbian tie maker is planning to launch a new range of penis cravats for the man who has everything.

Designer Neven Vrgoc said: "The ties are of a special shape and do not go around the neck of the man, but around his member.

"I hope male customers will buy them to create a good impression on a first date, or women might present them to men when they have been totally satisfied.

"There will also be a special certificate of excellence that will go with the tie and on which the woman will be able to fill out details of the individual's performance."

Vrgoc, who claims Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Clinton and Jacques Chirac are among his clients, said he was preparing a promotional campaign for his penis ties, Glas Javnosti reported.


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