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Old 12-02-2004, 03:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Most men wear condoms of the wrong size, a condom distributor said yesterday after asking more than 3,350 men to measure their penis.
"People measure their feet when they buy shoes.Why shouldn't they measure their penises?"
"A man would not wear children's shoes." These findings were released on World Aids Day.

Most condom boxes indicated size but men, due to embarrassment or vanity, usually just buy those marked extra large.

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Pardon my ignorance, but i always thought condoms came as "one size fits all"

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Old 12-02-2004, 05:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Pardon my ignorance, but i always thought condoms came as "one size fits all"
I've seen the ones that are "Extra Large". Most are one size fits all, but Trojan, at least makes one for larger needs.

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Old 12-02-2004, 06:18 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Well, i'm SORRY to say i've never had the good fortune to have come across them...er..erm..

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Old 12-02-2004, 09:24 PM   #5 (permalink)
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But at what moment do you measure it?

PS There's nothing wrong with regular...as long as it doesn't fall off!!!!!
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Old 12-03-2004, 03:19 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Pardon my ignorance, but i always thought condoms came as "one size fits all"
Considering how far the things will stretch (you can get your head into one) I shouldn't think it matters... however, I have heard it said, hem, that they're all rather uncomfortable.

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Old 12-03-2004, 11:44 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Considering how far the things will stretch (you can get your head into one) I shouldn't think it matters... however, I have heard it said, hem, that they're all rather uncomfortable.
LOL.. Get your head into one????.....No, best not ask!!!!

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Old 12-03-2004, 12:01 PM   #8 (permalink)
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LOL.. Get your head into one????.....No, best not ask!!!!
Pub tricks (suitable pubs only, not normally my sort of pub) - carefully stretch over head until nose is covered but mouth not covered. Breathe in through mouth, out through nose. Repeat until desired effect attained. Foul smell of rubber, though.

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size is important, to cover is another thought, condoms, well i haven't seen one in a long-time, and probably never will again. raincoat-no good.
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Old 12-04-2004, 12:57 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Wow, i had no idea that there were different sizes, i've never used them too often because they , well, dont want to get vulgar,lol, but lets say they tend to take out most of the enjoyment.

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