The Bothwell Hotel..

[Gygz]

Open for bisiness.. 5 star and we have all kinds of theme rooms available..

*stands at reception *..Next ..

Could I get a room with a jacuzzi, please?

[spot]

Originally Posted by SnoozeControl

Could I get a room with a jacuzzi, please?

My wife here is too modest, I think a suite with a jacuzzi would be more in order. Have our bags sent up, Gygs, with a bottle of rioja and some nibbly things.

[Gygz]

Originally Posted by SnoozeControl

Could I get a room with a jacuzzi, please?

Yes of course .. You can have the 'Godfather' room, ( there's an offer you can't refuse.. ) .. Anything else.. I'll add the crap joke to your tab..

Any jobs going?

[Gygz]

Originally Posted by spot

My wife here is too modest, I think a suite with a jacuzzi would be more in order. Have our bags sent up, Gygs, with a bottle of rioja and some nibbly things.

Nibbly things huh.. * sends up Hampsters and wine. *

Wonders why everyones so keen to get in the Jacuzzi..

We only have one.. oops

[Trixie Belle]

I'd like to apply for a job too.... do you do personal interviews??

[Gygz]

Originally Posted by Wendybird

Any jobs going?

Yes indeed.. This French maid outfit needs filling and I need some one to be head waiter ..

I was hoping to find someone very rude for that position though . Hmmm..

[Gygz]

Originally Posted by Trixie Belle

I'd like to apply for a job too.... do you do personal interviews??

Walk this way young lady... ..I think I have just the job.

Originally Posted by spot

My wife here is too modest, I think a suite with a jacuzzi would be more in order. Have our bags sent up, Gygs, with a bottle of rioja and some nibbly things.

Concierge! This man is stalking me. He's even gone so far as to drink from my toilet. Can't something be done? This is a reputable establishment, isn't it?