Cut your hair, you capitalist dog...

capt_buzzard · 01-11-2005, 06:11 AM

We just love North Korea. Wouldn't want to actually live there, or even visit the place, obviously, but there's no doubt it's the most eccentric and amusing country in the whole wide world. When its not posturing to nuke its neighbours, that is.
The latest target is that renowned enemy of Socialism - Long Hair.

The campaign, by the state-run Pyongyang Television, is entitled "Let us trim our hair in accordance with our Great Dear Socialist Leader.

Tombstone · 01-11-2005, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by capt_buzzard

We just love North Korea. Wouldn't want to actually live there, or even visit the place, obviously, but there's no doubt it's the most eccentric and amusing country in the whole wide world. When its not posturing to nuke its neighbours, that is.
The latest target is that renowned enemy of Socialism - Long Hair.

The campaign, by the state-run Pyongyang Television, is entitled "Let us trim our hair in accordance with our Great Dear Socialist Leader.

Maybe a great opportunity for us capitalist pigs to go over there and start a new haircutting franchise!

capt_buzzard · 01-11-2005, 05:44 PM

You are on your own.

Tombstone · 01-11-2005, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by capt_buzzard

You are on your own.

D'oh!

Hawke · 01-11-2005, 09:16 PM

...as Kim further attempts to remake the country in his own image...

capt_buzzard · 03-23-2005, 06:22 PM

Hair today, gone tomorrow

Clint · 03-25-2005, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by capt_buzzard

Hair today, gone tomorrow

Agree...it is a hairy situation.

04-04-2005, 05:55 AM

Old man Kim might just have something here....The complete abolition of grown men with poney tails...genius.

Tombstone · 04-04-2005, 09:39 AM

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Old man Kim might just have something here....The complete abolition of grown men with poney tails...genius.

You know, a brilliant point!

Clint · 05-19-2005, 11:26 AM

I thought about letting my hair grow long so I could put it in a pony tail. Then I thought about all the extra work it would take to keep it clean and the fact that it would be something extra to manage so I decided not to. I would have looked real cool with one though, cuz the top of my head is bald and I have a collection of baseball hats.

01-11-2005, 06:11 AM	#1 (permalink)
capt_buzzard All Human Life Is Here... Supporting Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ireland Posts: 5,807	Cut your hair, you capitalist dog... We just love North Korea. Wouldn't want to actually live there, or even visit the place, obviously, but there's no doubt it's the most eccentric and amusing country in the whole wide world. When its not posturing to nuke its neighbours, that is. The latest target is that renowned enemy of Socialism - Long Hair. The campaign, by the state-run Pyongyang Television, is entitled "Let us trim our hair in accordance with our Great Dear Socialist Leader.
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01-11-2005, 05:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
capt_buzzard All Human Life Is Here... Supporting Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ireland Posts: 5,807	Re: Cut your hair, you capitalist dog... You are on your own.
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Hawke Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Back of Beyond Posts: 446	Re: Cut your hair, you capitalist dog... ...as Kim further attempts to remake the country in his own image...
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03-23-2005, 06:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
capt_buzzard All Human Life Is Here... Supporting Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ireland Posts: 5,807	Re: Cut your hair, you capitalist dog... Hair today, gone tomorrow
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04-04-2005, 05:55 AM	#8 (permalink)
ArnoldLayne Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cut your hair, you capitalist dog... Old man Kim might just have something here....The complete abolition of grown men with poney tails...genius.

05-19-2005, 11:26 AM	#10 (permalink)
Clint So much to learn! Supporting Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 3,857	Re: Cut your hair, you capitalist dog... I thought about letting my hair grow long so I could put it in a pony tail. Then I thought about all the extra work it would take to keep it clean and the fact that it would be something extra to manage so I decided not to. I would have looked real cool with one though, cuz the top of my head is bald and I have a collection of baseball hats.
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