The worst date you ever had

[Godiva Girl]

If you could pick one date that you would say was the worst you ever had what would it be?

[rachelg]

Originally Posted by Godiva Girl

If you could pick one date that you would say was the worst you ever had what would it be?

Ok I think I have the worst date story of all time I was in college and very shy so I rarely dated at all. A quiet, studious looking fellow asked me out and I thought why not? So, he arrives with his canoe on top of his tiny compact Datsun, and I am upset to find he drives like a maniac!. We are going down very winding country roads so fast the canoe spins sideways a couple of times, which I can see by the shadow of it. Finally we get there (where I don't know, I was so scared, I forgot to watch where we were going). We have only gotten about half way across the lake when he intentionally turns the canoe over. I am a good swimmer, but I had worn heavy jeans and a long sleeved shirt and they seem to weigh about 50 pounds as I swam over to an inlet. Then when he has me where I am totally alone with him, he starts telling me he's into satanism. Ok, so I'm trying to think fast and figure out an escape, and there is none. I decide I have to turn him off. I mention that my mom is a minister and that I am very interested in theology. He says he loves Black Sabbath and I say I love Donny and Marie! I think it worked - he looked a little sick, and I also wouldn't let him get near me, so other than the scary drive home, I got out ok. He followed me around campus for awhile, and I later learned he was a total drug-head. So much for my attempts at character judgement!

[Godiva Girl]

a guy's looks can be so deceiving

[BabyRider]

My worst date was with a guy named Dan. I should have known better the very first time he called himself "Dan the Man". But, no, I was an idiot. He picked me up and we went to a racetrack, where supposedly, he had "connections" and could get us into areas of the track most people couldn't get to. I'm not a big racing fan, but I like being around horses, so..ok. Now, the racetrack in my town is not the most "posh", and the area we hung out while he placed his bets was disgusting. His buddy who was supposed to get us into the restricted areas was nowhere to be found. Being a good sport, I sucked it up and followed him around. For a while. When it became apparent he planned on staying in this seedy place ALL night, I suggested getting a bite to eat. AWAY from the track. He grudgingly took me to a restaurant nearby, asked me to pay half the bill, and wanted to go back to the track. I nixed this and asked to go to the local watering hole. (I was still drinking at the time.) We got there and he grabbed a table, sat down and said "I'll have a long island iced tea." I stood there for a second, a tad peeved, and went up to get our drinks. I came back to find my date with a waitress in HIS LAP. Now, this is just a date, granted, but that was about all I could take. I handed the girl my drink, set Dan's down in front of him, reached over to get my purse, and accidentally/on purpose knocked over his drink into his lap. Well, THEIR laps. She was still sitting on him. I felt bad for her, because WTF did she know, but I hate being disrespected that way. So, I got a cab, and went home. Funny thing is, he showed up at the bar I was working in the next day and ASKED ME OUT AGAIN!!! I started laughing and couldn't stop so he eventually just left.

[Lon]

The worst date I ever had was when I started dating after the death of my first wife. It was a blind date made on the phone after a female friend suggested that I call her. I was pleasantly surprised at what a knockout she was when I met her at her front door. In the car on the way to dinner she said "listen, when you bring me home tonight after dinner, don't tell me you will call me, I've heard enough of that crap". I replied "OK, I promise I will not call you". I turned the car around and dropped her off at the front of her house. Never ever saw her again. Hey----I don't need that crap.

[lady cop]

i've NEVER had a bad date..i just hold 'em at gunpoint, cuff 'em up, and throw them in the back of the cruiser! ....ok, that was a joke! i can tell you the BEST date, but not a "worst" one. it involved slow- dancing in the moonlight on a balmy florida night...*sigh*

[weeder]

Kooter Floyd inventor of Kooters bar b que sauce.. Went to a horrible restaurant, he didnt have money to pay the bill.. he talked about sauce recipes all the way there and all the way back. Some guy years ago talked me into going skiing. Upstate New York. His car had a vapor lock in the gas tank. It was about 6 degrees below zero. We were stranded on the side of the road. No heat. My feet were blocks of ice. It wasnt fair because it wasnt his fault but I hated him.

[minks]

my worst date ahahahahaha gawd
Was a lunch date via an internet dating service we agreed to meet at the pub for lunch. It was an ancient place with ancient staff and the waitress who served us was equally ancient, trying to look young. Well she the witress hit on me. Yep... kept trying to nudge in on our conversations, rubbed my arm, told me what I should choose on the menu, gave me her name, told me to come back again. All the while my date laughed and thought it quite funny. I have never had another woman try and pick me up before. Talk about embarassing. Fortunately I didn't like the guy much either so had no problems ditching him.

[Godiva Girl]

Minks must be a real hottie

[minks]

Originally Posted by Godiva Girl

Minks must be a real hottie

Pfffffft no Minks ends up in awkward situations because she is to dense to stay outta trouble ahahahaha