Where Is God?!

CVX · 02-09-2005, 11:49 AM

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, that were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble, and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were in some way involved.

The parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their sons' behavior. The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman. The husband said, "We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!"

The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually. The 8-year-old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is GOD?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"

At that, the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home and hid in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said, "What happened?"

The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing, and they think we did it."

koan · 02-09-2005, 12:32 PM

That's the funniest thing I've read for a long time. And I needed a laugh...REALLY BAD. Thank you so much!

BabyRider · 02-09-2005, 02:20 PM

That was a good one, I'm going to pass it along to my dad.

02-09-2005, 02:25 PM

That was so cute! i needed a good laugh! So thanks!!!

koan · 02-09-2005, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saintsman

I must admit that I have heard that joke some time ago, but I am more interested in what happened in life for you to need a laugh REALLY BAD?

It's a long and sordid story.

But thanks for asking.

Peg · 02-09-2005, 08:11 PM

LMAO...One of the best jokes I've heard in a while!

02-09-2005, 11:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
CVX Newsaholic Supporting Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 722	Where Is God?! A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, that were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble, and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were in some way involved. The parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their sons' behavior. The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman. The husband said, "We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!" The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually. The 8-year-old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is GOD?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?" At that, the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home and hid in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said, "What happened?" The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing, and they think we did it."
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02-09-2005, 12:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
koan anomaly Supporting Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 12,691	Re: Where Is God?! That's the funniest thing I've read for a long time. And I needed a laugh...REALLY BAD. Thank you so much! __________________ Having the right to an opinion does not make your opinion right.
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02-09-2005, 02:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
BabyRider Missin and LOVIN Bullet Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: My own private Hell Posts: 10,069	Re: Where Is God?! That was a good one, I'm going to pass it along to my dad. __________________ I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price. ~Darrel Worley~ Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN????? We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
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02-09-2005, 02:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
tmbsgrl Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Where Is God?! That was so cute! i needed a good laugh! So thanks!!!

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Peg American and Proud Of It! Supporting Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 5,181	Re: Where Is God?! LMAO...One of the best jokes I've heard in a while! __________________
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