2 Cows

[Warsai]

These are really funny:

Socialism:
You have 2 cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

Communism:
You have 2 cows. The government takes both and gives you milk.

A Democrat:
You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being
successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to
sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take
the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel better.

A Republican:
You have two cows. You're neighbors have none. So what?

American Democracy:
You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell
both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was
a gift from your government.

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[plazul]

Originally Posted by Warsai

These are really funny:

Socialism:
You have 2 cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

Communism:
You have 2 cows. The government takes both and gives you milk.

A Democrat:
You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being
successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to
sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take
the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel better.

A Republican:
You have two cows. You're neighbors have none. So what?

American Democracy:
You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell
both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was
a gift from your government.

Two Bulls.

A Democrat:

You have two bulls. Thanks to the progressive Democrat's economic policies you're eligible for a low interest loan so you buy two cows and start a herd. As your herd grows so does your profit so you spend more money and pay more taxes which stimulates the economy, funds government services, and provides more loan money for the little guy just starting out. A win, win situation for society!

A Republican:

You have two bulls. You don't have much money but you don't believe in government assistance so you spend all your time shoveling out the B.S.