My adventures

[BigScaryMonster]

The time has come to tell all of you my tale. I feel safe enough from my enemies that I can discuss what has happened. You see, a few days ago, things began to...change, as I slipped away out of reality and into a marvelous, mysterious world, filled with adventure, danger, evil nachos, and physicists who like to pick on you. I could never really tell where I was, but I began to call this mysterious place "Promithia".

I shall begin this tale in a while...

[BigScaryMonster]

I don't know how or why I was sucked into Promithia, but simply that one moment I found myself there. The lands were strangely bright, like one of those grassy fields you see in movies. I looked around and didn't see much, except for the ninja.
He just stood there, glancing at me, like he was wondering if I was friend or foe. Then, he approached me.

"Who are you?" he asked.
"My name is Gary, who are you?"
"That is not important. What is, is that you not work against me."
"Well, how can I not work against you if I don't know anything about you?"

With that, he left. If I only knew what problems he would have caused, I could have done something to stop him. I looked around, and smelled something strange...like nacho cheese. Why did I smell nacho cheese so strongly? Something was coming....

[BigScaryMonster]

Many of you were wondering where I've been, well...allow me to continue my story:

I heard strange shouts all around me, and as I looked around, I saw the strangest things...tortilla chips!

They were singing this strange song, and were all carrying spears, which they liberally poke me with, just enough to let me know I shouldn't try anything. They got closer and closer, and I was beginning to wonder if they'd turn more violent, when suddenly, they stopped....

I was approached by a big chip, covered in what appeared to be nacho cheese. He also had a majestic walk about him, and a golden crown on his head. As he got closer to me, the other chips lowered themselves and backed away. It soon became obvious that this was the Nacho King.

...To be continued...