Rent Help Needed

undefinedundefinedundefined On April 20th I recieved a letter from my landlord stating that he intended to sell the condo I was currently renting for $85,000. Last year it was priced at $66,000. As a single Mom working hard but not making much more than $300 a week, I don't qualify for a mortage. Also, this place needs quite a bit of work since the hurricanes of last year. I have decided that my best plan of action should be to vacate by the May 31st deadline I was given. The problem I have is with coming up with the security deposit I will need to secure a new apartment. I am asking for any help anyone can give. Even just $1.00 from someone is $1.00 less I need to try to find. I am not one to take charity but this time I am desperate. ANY HELP WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED....

[lady cop]

you are in the wrong forum. you are also on the wrong site. try.... chatting with the lobotomized.com.

[Peg]

If you send her a dollar, could you spare one for me too? I need life saving surgery on my butt.

[anastrophe]

you poor dear! i'm so sorry to hear about your predicament. since you specifically said "Even just $1.00", well i can certainly spare "$1.00". in fact, i can spare many "$1.00"'s. so here you go - 1000 crisp "$1.00"'s!

I really hope this helps!!!
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i know i'm probably saying this in the wrong place, but you folks find something to 'crack me up' every day!

this little garden is a wonderful place!!

diane

[anastrophe]

(thread moved to the Mental Health forum, as you'd have to be mad as a hatter to send this scammer money)

[Peg]

Will I still get the money for my butt surgery? I only have a week to live without it!

[koan]

anastrophe

could you send me some of that $ ???

But make it twenties this time? It sure would look pretty.
Actually, a photo of a thousand dollar bill would make my day.

[lady cop]

Originally Posted by Peg

Will I still get the money for my butt surgery? I only have a week to live without it!

oh Peg, this is so tragic! *sob* *snort* *sniffle*.....pleeeeeze don't die! i will send cash!!

[lady cop]

Originally Posted by puddincat

undefinedundefinedundefined On April 20th I recieved a letter from my landlord stating that he intended to sell the condo I was currently renting for $85,000. Last year it was priced at $66,000. As a single Mom working hard but not making much more than $300 a week, I don't qualify for a mortage. Also, this place needs quite a bit of work since the hurricanes of last year. I have decided that my best plan of action should be to vacate by the May 31st deadline I was given. The problem I have is with coming up with the security deposit I will need to secure a new apartment. I am asking for any help anyone can give. Even just $1.00 from someone is $1.00 less I need to try to find. I am not one to take charity but this time I am desperate. ANY HELP WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED....

..ok let's look at this in an investigative analytical mode (inspector clouseau has nothing on me) ...note the notice from landlord came yesterday! and yet she found FG today! WOW! it must be a dead pope miracle! i wonder if i looked at 15 other boards i'd see the same post. hmmmm. so do the math, say 10% actually are moronic enough to send funds to a total stranger. if a long time poster here had the same problem, many would offer help. i know this from the flowers and phone calls and heartfelt emails i had of care and concern when hospitalized. ...ok...also....she mentions hurricanes, i.e. florida, where i reside...there are many social services here who would assist and move her for gratis. so lest anyone thinks we're being mean...bollocks, carry on!! and Peg, i looked up your butt affliction in the AMA journal and Lancet...you're right, you're going to die. see ya.