Barbie Gull

[capt_buzzard]

A badly injured seagull was saved after sailors amputated its wounded leg and replaced it with Barbie doll parts. The bird was found in Greese by a yacht crew who diagnosed gangrene. Inspired by peg-leg pirates, they amputated the leg,replacing it with the leg of a Barbie doll and a dollhand as a foot. The seagull, who they've named Martha, is now running around the boat on a the new leg.

Originally Posted by capt_buzzard

A badly injured seagull was saved after sailors amputated its wounded leg and replaced it with Barbie doll parts. The bird was found in Greese by a yacht crew who diagnosed gangrene. Inspired by peg-leg pirates, they amputated the leg,replacing it with the leg of a Barbie doll and a dollhand as a foot. The seagull, who they've named Martha, is now running around the boad on a the new leg.

Jeez I've just stopped crying, my ribs hurt
No Im sorry I aint buying that one without photographic evidence

Waaaaaaah please dont ..no more

Finally a legitimate use for a worthless toy!
Although the bird will become anorexic in the next month and and decide it needs a beak 'job' because all the other seagulls have prettier ones!

I just cant get that image out of my mind ,thats the funniest thing I've read for ages. Cant stop the tears from rolling down my cheeks

[john8pies]

Would Ken still fancy it though?

Originally Posted by john8pies

Would Ken still fancy it though?

yeah, ken always was an 'odd duck'..

[capt_buzzard]

Originally Posted by flopstock

yeah, ken always was an 'odd duck'..

I wonder what they'll say about the auld buzzard. Like the song goes...don't talk about me when I'm gone