Dog Antics

Jika · 05-29-2005, 03:20 AM

I love my dog very much but there are times when I don't!

Today was one of those times!!!

Just as I was about to leave the house, in he trots, looking really pleased with himself, covered in skanky, filthy god knows what. I did a double-take (you know when you have to look twice b/c you can't believe what you're seeing) I literally gasped in horror. It was becoming apparent as each funky, 'on the nose' second passed, that he had just enjoyed his own private party in the compost heap out back!

Hehe.......my revenge was swift and brutal! I frog-marched him into the bathroom, dragging him by the collar for the last little bit (you know how they sense it's bathtime, stretch the front paws out, applying the brakes, ever-hopeful that that'll work

) and washed him squeaky clean.

Why do they always save antics like this for when you're about to go out or really really busy??? He's lucky he's cute and that's for sure!

koan · 05-29-2005, 03:34 AM

I would have LOST IT!

On my way out the door...get in my way and you die! You are a saint.

05-29-2005, 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jika

I love my dog very much but there are times when I don't!

Today was one of those times!!!

Just as I was about to leave the house, in he trots, looking really pleased with himself, covered in skanky, filthy god knows what. I did a double-take (you know when you have to look twice b/c you can't believe what you're seeing) I literally gasped in horror. It was becoming apparent as each funky, 'on the nose' second passed, that he had just enjoyed his own private party in the compost heap out back!

Hehe.......my revenge was swift and brutal! I frog-marched him into the bathroom, dragging him by the collar for the last little bit (you know how they sense it's bathtime, stretch the front paws out, applying the brakes, ever-hopeful that that'll work

) and washed him squeaky clean.

Why do they always save antics like this for when you're about to go out or really really busy??? He's lucky he's cute and that's for sure!

Yeah, but who else in the world acts like the second coming of christ has occurred just because you've opened that front door and come home to them again?

there are those little trade offs!

Jika · 05-29-2005, 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by koan

I would have LOST IT!

On my way out the door...get in my way and you die! You are a saint.

Yeah that's usually my modus operandi too! but this four-legged little creature just melts my heart.

BTS · 05-29-2005, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jika

It was becoming apparent as each funky, 'on the nose' second passed, that he had just enjoyed his own private party in the compost heap out back!

Perhaps you can fence the compost pile off?
You do know it is only natural for a dog to roll in the most atrocious things?

Evenstar · 05-29-2005, 10:46 AM

You think that's bad, get a cat. They bring far worse in than a bit of muck. Latest offering was a half chewed bird. Blood and feathers everywhere.

ES

koan · 05-29-2005, 11:07 AM

I don't know about that. Have a cat and dog you better find a safe place for the litterbox. Dogs really do eat cat poo. Grossest thing I have ever seen.

nvalleyvee · 05-29-2005, 11:43 AM

So there is more than one way to clean a litter box!!!! I just hope he doesn't lick you with that mouth afterward..... ewwwwww

abbey · 05-29-2005, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by BTS

Perhaps you can fence the compost pile off?
You do know it is only natural for a dog to roll in the most atrocious things?

My dog loves to rub her head in horse poo, mmm lovely!

john8pies · 05-29-2005, 03:38 PM

yeah, I often wonder why my little Persian puddy-tatt manages to get so FILTHY with all that sort of stuff but doesn`t like baths one little bit!

05-29-2005, 03:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
Jika Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Realm of the easily amused Posts: 245	Dog Antics I love my dog very much but there are times when I don't! Today was one of those times!!! Just as I was about to leave the house, in he trots, looking really pleased with himself, covered in skanky, filthy god knows what. I did a double-take (you know when you have to look twice b/c you can't believe what you're seeing) I literally gasped in horror. It was becoming apparent as each funky, 'on the nose' second passed, that he had just enjoyed his own private party in the compost heap out back! Hehe.......my revenge was swift and brutal! I frog-marched him into the bathroom, dragging him by the collar for the last little bit (you know how they sense it's bathtime, stretch the front paws out, applying the brakes, ever-hopeful that that'll work ) and washed him squeaky clean. Why do they always save antics like this for when you're about to go out or really really busy??? He's lucky he's cute and that's for sure!
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05-29-2005, 03:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
koan anomaly Supporting Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 12,699	Re: Dog Antics I would have LOST IT! On my way out the door...get in my way and you die! You are a saint. __________________ Having the right to an opinion does not make your opinion right.
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05-29-2005, 10:46 AM	#6 (permalink)
Evenstar Junior Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 6	Re: Dog Antics You think that's bad, get a cat. They bring far worse in than a bit of muck. Latest offering was a half chewed bird. Blood and feathers everywhere. ES
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05-29-2005, 11:07 AM	#7 (permalink)
koan anomaly Supporting Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 12,699	Re: Dog Antics I don't know about that. Have a cat and dog you better find a safe place for the litterbox. Dogs really do eat cat poo. Grossest thing I have ever seen. __________________ Having the right to an opinion does not make your opinion right.
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05-29-2005, 11:43 AM	#8 (permalink)
nvalleyvee Not just a sheeple Supporting Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: NM Posts: 5,145	Re: Dog Antics So there is more than one way to clean a litter box!!!! I just hope he doesn't lick you with that mouth afterward..... ewwwwww __________________ The growth of knowledge depends entirely on disagreement..........Karl R. Popper
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05-29-2005, 03:38 PM	#10 (permalink)
john8pies Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,159	Re: Dog Antics yeah, I often wonder why my little Persian puddy-tatt manages to get so FILTHY with all that sort of stuff but doesn`t like baths one little bit!
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