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I'm sure there was something there earlier!!  |
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Isn't Everybody?
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It was there! I swear! I know, I know, "who's the real moron?"
The AP disclaimer at the end of the article about the 11-year old girl said something like No copying, No quoting, and No distributing. Then it had a link to email the article. I guess the Garden Guards deleted it. |
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07-17-2005, 10:31 AM
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51. Friendly Fire 50. Act naturally 49. Found missing 48. Resident alien 47. Advanced BASIC 46. Genuine imitation 45. Airline Food 44. Good grief 43. Same difference 42. Almost exactly 41. Government organization 40. Sanitary landfill 39. Alone together 38. Legally drunk 37. Silent scream 36. British fashion 35. Living dead 34. Small crowd 33. Business ethics 32. Soft rock 30. Military Intelligence 29. Software documentation 28. New York culture 27. New classic 26. Sweet sorrow 25. Childproof 24. "Now, then ..." 23. Synthetic natural gas 22. Christian Scientists 21. Passive aggression 20. Taped live 19. Clearly misunderstood 18. Peace force 17. Extinct Life 16. Temporary tax increase 14. Plastic glasses 13. Terribly pleased 12. Computer security 11. Political science 10. Tight slacks 9. Definite maybe 8. Pretty ugly 7. Twelve-ounce pound cake 6. Diet ice cream 5. Rap music 4. Working vacation 3. Exact estimate 2. Religious tolerance And the Number one top OXY-Moron . . . 1. Microsoft Works
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07-18-2005, 01:07 AM
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02-04-2006, 10:46 PM
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Have you heard the joke about the lady who told her doctor that her husband was getting very forgetful and seemed ill. She took him in and the doctor checked him over. Knowing the couple didnt have much money, the doc told her he was not sure if he had AIDs or Alzheimers. He told her that it was expenzive to run the tests so she could find out herself. Just take him across town and let him out. If he finds his way home, dont have sex with him. |
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