Dumb Ditties, Sayings & Tongue Twisters

Valerie100 · 10-01-2005, 11:20 AM

Saying:

Don't make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain't!

Bez · 10-01-2005, 11:50 AM

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

Wolverine · 10-01-2005, 11:54 AM

As messed up as a soup sandwich

theia · 10-01-2005, 12:11 PM

I am a vegetarian not because I love animals but because I hate plants

abbey · 10-01-2005, 12:20 PM

As mad as a box of frogs.

Wolverine · 10-01-2005, 12:21 PM

dumb as a sack of hammers

theia · 10-01-2005, 01:19 PM

junk is something you get rid of a week before you need it

Bez · 10-01-2005, 01:30 PM

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

"Weather forecast: precipitation in the morning, rain in the afternoon."
- Detroit Daily News

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

mominiowa · 10-01-2005, 07:01 PM

hmmmmmmm....how about-

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman." Tee hee.......

theia · 10-01-2005, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mominiowa

hmmmmmmm....how about-

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman." Tee hee.......

Who said that then, I wonder?

10-01-2005, 11:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
Valerie100 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 418	Dumb Ditties, Sayings & Tongue Twisters Saying: Don't make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain't!
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10-01-2005, 11:50 AM	#2 (permalink)
Bez Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: West Sussex Posts: 8,394	Re: Dumb Ditties, Sayings & Tongue Twisters "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer
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10-01-2005, 11:54 AM	#3 (permalink)
Wolverine Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Comicbook Rehab Posts: 4,927	Re: Dumb Ditties, Sayings & Tongue Twisters As messed up as a soup sandwich __________________ Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
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10-01-2005, 12:11 PM	#4 (permalink)
theia Senior Member Supporting Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,951	Re: Dumb Ditties, Sayings & Tongue Twisters I am a vegetarian not because I love animals but because I hate plants __________________ Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
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10-01-2005, 12:20 PM	#5 (permalink)
abbey Senior Member Supporting Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: UP NORTH Posts: 12,660	Re: Dumb Ditties, Sayings & Tongue Twisters As mad as a box of frogs. __________________ http://www.imeem.com/people/JIKfMoF/...z_music_video/
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10-01-2005, 12:21 PM	#6 (permalink)
Wolverine Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Comicbook Rehab Posts: 4,927	Re: Dumb Ditties, Sayings & Tongue Twisters dumb as a sack of hammers __________________ Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
Local Time: 02:55 PM Local Date: 11-22-2008

10-01-2005, 01:19 PM	#7 (permalink)
theia Senior Member Supporting Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 5,951	Re: Dumb Ditties, Sayings & Tongue Twisters junk is something you get rid of a week before you need it __________________ Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
Local Time: 08:55 PM Local Date: 11-22-2008

10-01-2005, 01:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
Bez Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: West Sussex Posts: 8,394	Re: Dumb Ditties, Sayings & Tongue Twisters "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears, Pop Singer "Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver." - Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." - Charles De Gaulle, former French President "I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." - David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. "Weather forecast: precipitation in the morning, rain in the afternoon." - Detroit Daily News "The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.
Local Time: 07:55 PM Local Date: 11-22-2008

10-01-2005, 07:01 PM	#9 (permalink)
mominiowa Senior Member Supporting Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Well..... if this is HELL?? Posts: 1,552	Re: Dumb Ditties, Sayings & Tongue Twisters hmmmmmmm....how about- "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." Tee hee....... __________________ Driving me crazy is an art form.. my kids hold the brush!!
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