Liberal Defined (joke)

Clint · 10-11-2005, 01:24 PM

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.

She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I
would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above
sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100
degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Conservative."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically
correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm
still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Liberal."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going.
You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made
a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met
but, somehow, now it's my fault."

10-12-2005, 10:26 AM

Good one!

Wolverine · 10-12-2005, 12:11 PM

borrowed this, hope you don't mind. thanks.

Clint · 10-12-2005, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolverine

borrowed this, hope you don't mind. thanks.

No problem. It wasn't mine anyway.

flopstock · 10-22-2008, 09:10 PM

Where has clint been?

10-11-2005, 01:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
Clint So much to learn! Supporting Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 3,857	Liberal Defined (joke) A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Conservative." "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me." The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Liberal." "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met but, somehow, now it's my fault."
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10-12-2005, 10:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
pompom Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Liberal Defined (joke) Good one!

10-12-2005, 12:11 PM	#3 (permalink)
Wolverine Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Comicbook Rehab Posts: 4,927	Re: Liberal Defined (joke) borrowed this, hope you don't mind. thanks. __________________ Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
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10-22-2008, 09:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
flopstock Senior Member Supporting Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: illinois Posts: 2,064	Re: Liberal Defined (joke) Where has clint been? __________________ Is who you think you are Who you wanna be It's ok, to be a little broken Everybody's broken, in this life It's ok, to feel a little broken Everybody's broken, you're alright bj
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