A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the
woman behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was
oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked
down his window, turned on his bullhorn and
yelled, "PULLOVER! "NO," the woman yelled back,"IT'S A SCARF!"