jailed for horse sex the AA grumpy column

[pantoandy]

hello
well here i am again after trawling through that well known paper you put in the lavatory the SUN.

A PERVERT has been jailed for having sex for second time with the same HORSE.

Leeroy Le Gallais, 46, was on probation for molesting gelding Calico last year. Then he was caught after leaving his underpants in the stable.

But the drunken weirdo returned and committed further indecencies with the same horse, a court in Guernsey heard.

Calico’s owner found a mounting stool next to the animal the next morning. Calico was also “box walking” — moving sideways — a sign of stress.

Le Gallais said he meant to go home but went and “played around” with Calico.

He admitted having sex with a horse and was jailed for three years.

AAG
this gives a whole new meaning to HORSEPLAY and i dont know if he will get NAGGED about it in jail but at least he,s had his OATS !!!
and will have night MARES for weeks to come
at least this infomation came straight from the HORSES mouth
but they would be in a STABLE relationship !!!!!!!
ok thats enough HORSING AROUND im going to SADDLE up and RACE away into the distance
but i will be back of COURSE.

[Betty Boop]

Hmmm very funny....not.

Obviously the man is sick.

[jimbo]

maybe he was just having a mare


or thught he was a stud

where is wise guy he'd love this

[oscar]

Originally Posted by jimbo

maybe he was just having a mare


or thught he was a stud

where is wise guy he'd love this

This is serious........ Stop horsing around

[YZGI]

Sounds like he had some giddy up in him.

[YZGI]

I guess you could say this horse was "Thoroughbred"

[jimbo]

Originally Posted by YZGI

I guess you could say this horse was "Thoroughbred"

here is wisey the " mane" man

[oscar]

Originally Posted by jimbo

here is wisey the " mane" man

NAG NAG NAG

[YZGI]

I wonder if this was a one trick pony or if other favors were granted..

[jimbo]

horse joke think about it


Two show stallions are arguing over who should take best of breed. The first
says, “I’ll grant you are the closest I have ever seen to my equal, but my
legs are just a bit straighter than yours, and you know, the legs are of
prime importance: no foot, no horse!” The second horse says, “I’ll allow
your legs are just a bit better than mine, but mine are the legs I was born
with, and I know for a fact that you had thousands of dollars of corrective
work. Your foals will inherit your natural legs, not your genius farrier!”
The first horse mulls this for a moment, then says, “You’re right. I stand
corrected…”