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Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Borås in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.
The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Borås Tidning newspaper. "He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper. "He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road." The truck driver was en route from Gothenburg to Borås at around 4am on Tuesday morning. The truck and trailer flipped over when he rammed his vehicle into the central division on route 40 south of Borås. The upturned vehicle blocked all traffic towards Gothenburg and one lane was closed in the direction of Borås. The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick and was subsequently arrested for reckless driving and driving while under the influence of drugs. The suspicions against the man have now been extended to sexual molestation. The German trucker, who is in his thirties, has admitted all of the charges directed against him. Well, as Panto Andy would say with a story like this, "What a W*nker!"  Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving - The Local
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09-27-2009, 04:01 PM
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Re: Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
bet at the trial he GETS off
with a slap off the wrist
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09-27-2009, 07:33 PM
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Re: Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
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09-27-2009, 08:24 PM
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Re: Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
Geez didn't they put handcuffs on the guy anything to stop him.
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09-28-2009, 05:38 AM
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Re: Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
But thank goodness he didn't kill anybody !!!! Perhaps he should have an eye test, just in case he's made himself go blind !  
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09-28-2009, 11:55 AM
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Re: Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper.'
wonder what the police had for lunch? |
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