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[Rapunzel]

Originally Posted by oscar

Hope you feel better soon..... big hugs from Oscar coming your way

Thankyou but I'd stay away...it's a horrible bug.

More tissues and lemsips wood be great tho.

[oscar]

Originally Posted by Rapunzel

Thankyou but I'd stay away...it's a horrible bug.

More tissues and lemsips wood be great tho.

You need Oscar's magic potion. Honey, lemon, whisky, sugar and hot water.
I will send round that sexy French Pharmacist in our Boots with it

[Snowfire]

Originally Posted by oscar

You need Oscar's magic potion. Honey, lemon, whisky, sugar and hot water.
I will send round that sexy French Pharmacist in our Boots with it

'Ello, oo is zis 'oney drink and pepper ankies fer ?

[oscar]

Originally Posted by Snowfire

'Ello, oo is zis 'oney drink and pepper ankies fer ?

I have a chemist round the corner from me but i actually drive a mile just to get served by him.

I hope she doesn't faint..... he'd say ...... 'zee as pissed ut in de flow'

[Rapunzel]

Originally Posted by oscar

You need Oscar's magic potion. Honey, lemon, whisky, sugar and hot water.
I will send round that sexy French Pharmacist in our Boots with it

oooh yes please .......now my temperatures gone even higher *whew*

[oscar]

Originally Posted by Rapunzel

oooh yes please .......now my temperatures gone even higher *whew*

He's on his way

[Rapunzel]

Originally Posted by oscar

He's on his way

Wahay! I need to find a sexy nightie then talk softly to him in my husky voice.

Better kick the OH out the bed kwik before he gets here....and hide all the snotrags off the bed.

D'ya think my sexy nightie goes well with my big shaggy dog slippers?

[oscar]

Originally Posted by Rapunzel

Wahay! I need to find a sexy nightie then talk softly to him in my husky voice.

Better kick the OH out the bed kwik before he gets here....and hide all the snotrags off the bed.

D'ya think my sexy nightie goes well with my big shaggy dog slippers?

It depends what the nightie is like..... if it's one of carolly's... he'll run away

I'd ditch the shaggy dog flippers for some black stilletto heels. Snotrags are not cool..... flush them immediately

[Rapunzel]

Originally Posted by oscar

It depends what the nightie is like..... if it's one of carolly's... he'll run away

I'd ditch the shaggy dog flippers for some black stilletto heels. Snotrags are not cool..... flush them immediately

It's a choice between the Laura Ashley meringue nightgown which covers from neck to toes or the red nylon one which matches my nose or do I just bare all and quickly grow some Parisian under-arm hair and just let it waft in the wind?

I've changed the shaggy dog slippers for bedsox (the stiletto's caught in the bottom sheet and ripped it ) I've flushed the snotrags but have now run out of tissues and am reduced to using bog-roll!

The brie and vino are 'breathing' at room temperature. Now I'm just waiting for our little froggy friend to arrive. Come here, mon petit chou, my little cabbage, the snotty hairy(!) one awaits.

[G#Gill]

I'm not quite sure how this thread elevated itself to a clandestine meeting between a French sex god and a rampant snot-ridden island siren, but it certainly suddenly became interesting !















Please can we all watch the impending sequence of events s'il vous plait ???