Exciting weekend. At least a million fans or even more crowded round to hear me speak despite the dreadful weather. Rain rain rain, but when I walked out onto the podium the clouds parted, sunshine bathed the entire scene and every one of the attendees distinctly heard the Genuine Voice Of God announce that I was his favorite son and he was pretty pleased with how I was doing. The crowd roared its approval, I finished the speech with a distinct and visible halo which hasn't even started to fade yet, and when I left the podium the rain came back in torrents. I need a lake, I have to see whether I've got the hang of walking on water yet.