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    President Munchausen's Incredible Washington Escapade

    Exciting weekend. At least a million fans or even more crowded round to hear me speak despite the dreadful weather. Rain rain rain, but when I walked out onto the podium the clouds parted, sunshine bathed the entire scene and every one of the attendees distinctly heard the Genuine Voice Of God announce that I was his favorite son and he was pretty pleased with how I was doing. The crowd roared its approval, I finished the speech with a distinct and visible halo which hasn't even started to fade yet, and when I left the podium the rain came back in torrents. I need a lake, I have to see whether I've got the hang of walking on water yet.
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    Monday. I've had it to the back teeth with so-called journalists, the papers are full of claims I plagiarized my Inaugural Speech from Bane in The Dark Lord Rises. No way. This so much didn't happen. Nothing in any of what I said was about giving it back to you the people, I didn't say that. I'm going to make spreading alternative facts like these a criminal offense.
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    Re: President Munchausen's Incredible Washington Escapade

    After Channeling his Most Supreme Excellency and Highness, Replacer of God and the Universe, Mightiest of Lords, Trump, you may want to channel some bleach. I know I would.
    The crowd: "Yes! We are all individuals!"
    Lone voice: "I'm not."

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    Re: President Munchausen's Incredible Washington Escapade

    These attempts to lessen the enthusiasm of my thread are shameful and wrong. I'm just presenting the facts sir, no verification required.
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    Re: President Munchausen's Incredible Washington Escapade

    Morning has broken over the capital of the New Republic for the first week of the age of the Shining One. The rebellion spent, the New Insurgency begins building rhetorical barricades to brace for the Emperor's twittery wrath.
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    Re: President Munchausen's Incredible Washington Escapade

    Quote Originally Posted by LarsMac View Post
    Morning has broken over the capital of the New Republic for the first week of the age of the Shining One. The rebellion spent, the New Insurgency begins building rhetorical barricades to brace for the Emperor's twittery wrath.
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    Re: President Munchausen's Incredible Washington Escapade

    For it is written that the word shall come from the backside of the great one and his word shall be law.

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    Re: President Munchausen's Incredible Washington Escapade

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    For it is written that the word shall come from the backside of the great one and his word shall be law.
    I am hearing those words is if spoken by Peter Sellars' Inspector Clouseau.
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    Re: President Munchausen's Incredible Washington Escapade

    Quote Originally Posted by spot View Post
    Exciting weekend. At least a million fans or even more crowded round to hear me speak despite the dreadful weather. Rain rain rain, but when I walked out onto the podium the clouds parted, sunshine bathed the entire scene and every one of the attendees distinctly heard the Genuine Voice Of God announce that I was his favorite son and he was pretty pleased with how I was doing. The crowd roared its approval, I finished the speech with a distinct and visible halo which hasn't even started to fade yet, and when I left the podium the rain came back in torrents. I need a lake, I have to see whether I've got the hang of walking on water yet.
    The problem with reading that? you could mistaken it with one of his tweets. I was looking for the quotation marks

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    Quote Originally Posted by magentaflame View Post
    The problem with reading that? you could mistaken it with one of his tweets. I was looking for the quotation marks
    Too many characters to be a proper tweet.
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