The Dating Game - Pinky

[contestant1]

Originally Posted by Pinky

Right then, question number 2!
I'm on my way back from the bathroom and you happen to notice that I've somehow managed to get my skirt tucked in my knickers.
What do you do? Not tell me and risk me being totally mortified or find so ingenious way to sort it?

If we were just in a local pub or something. I would stand up quickly, yank my jeans down and yell to everyone "IT's Arse Showing time, As everyone was either yanking their own pants down or gawking at me I would give you a signal too point out your error.

Now if we were in a posh sorta place. As I notice your mishap I would toss my credit card on the table, Stand up, remove my jacket and place it around your waist and arse. Lead you too the front door, get you into a cab, then return too the place of buisness, settle up and join you int he cab for a good laugh.

Now if we were at Koans, Hammies or any other number of Fgers I probably would fall on my ass laughing as you walked out, thinking it was all just a big joke.

What can I say? That's just absolute quality!!!

[contestant2]

Originally Posted by Pinky

Right then, question number 2!
I'm on my way back from the bathroom and you happen to notice that I've somehow managed to get my skirt tucked in my knickers.
What do you do? Not tell me and risk me being totally mortified or find some ingenious way to sort it?

Well Pinky, I would prefer another method. I would take you in an embrace and kiss you deeply. While my tongue was enjoying the lushness of your mouth my hands would be wandering down to your waist and and slowly on to your firm and well rounded buttocks. As I was messaging them I would deftly release the trapped material..

Originally Posted by contestant2

Well Pinky, I would prefer another method. I would take you in an embrace and kiss you deeply. While my tongue was enjoying the lushness of your mouth my hands would be wandering down to your waist and and slowly on to your firm and well rounded buttocks. As I was messaging them I would deftly release the trapped material..

[contestant3]

Originally Posted by Pinky

Right then, question number 2!
I'm on my way back from the bathroom and you happen to notice that I've somehow managed to get my skirt tucked in my knickers.
What do you do? Not tell me and risk me being totally mortified or find some ingenious way to sort it?

Oh if you are dating me, wearing knickers will be the last thing on your mind.

But to protect your womanly honour I would simply draw attention to myself and away from you by standing up and shouting, "I've been living a lie pretending to be a man for 20 years, now I need to tell the TRUTH" to the whole room, while everyone looked at me drop jawed, I would signal to you to get your skirt out of your knickers, then once you had achieved this I would defuse the situation by again shouting "terribly sorry, I just realized, I am a man, and happy about it, panic over!". Later we could discuss your knickers over a bottle of Burgandy.

Originally Posted by contestant3

Oh if you are dating me, wearing knickers will be the last thing on your mind.

But to protect your womanly honour I would simply draw attention to myself and away from you by standing up and shouting, "I've been living a lie pretending to be a man for 20 years, now I need to tell the TRUTH" to the whole room, while everyone looked at me drop jawed, I would signal to you to get your skirt out of your knickers, then once you had achieved this I would defuse the situation by again shouting "terribly sorry, I just realized, I am a man, and happy about it, panic over!". Later we could discuss your knickers over a bottle of Burgandy.

I must say, that's absolute class!
Question 3 coming up when I get home from work!

Well, there's some cracking answers all round so far, I think I'm a very lucky Pinky indeed!

Now for question number 3.
As you might know, I'm a medieval re-enactor and the season has just started. I'm inviting you to come along to a re-enactment weekend with me and have even persuaded some friends to supply you with some kit so you can join in.
Thing is, you have to pick a trade and a medieval name for the benefit of the public. For instance, we have Geoffrey the Archer, Grope the Feltman and I am Ann of Summers, Wench Extraordinaire.

So what name and trade would you choose and why?

[contestant1]

I am:

Longdong of Bigelow

Town Gigolo



I am long of sword
I am skilled with tongue
Not too mention very well hung

When the wenches scream
Its me they have seen
Even tho it seemed a wonderful dream

Now lovely wench if you opt for me
I will Guarantee
Some remarkable thrusting for thee

Superb stuff there contestant 1, and you know I like poems!!

[contestant3]

Oh I would be Horace the Cidermaker, firstly because someone has to make the cider don't they? Then of course Jesus did say "blessed are the cider-makers, for they shall be useful in my kingdom", or if he didn't say that he should have, and finally because I have heard that you like cider, and of course the way to any womans' heart (or bed) involves being able to supply her favorite drinks on demand at any time of the day or night. And once you have tasted my apple juice, their ain't no going back Ann of Summers.