The Dating Game - Pinky

It certainly sounds like you know how to keep a Pinky happy!
And I'm sure your juice is extra fruity no.3!

[contestant2]

I think I would be Friar Satisfactio..receiver of womenly confessions. Since it is the middle ages and I am supposed to be chaste, you would feign a great sickness, and call your confessor to your bedside. As it is the custom to leave confessor and penitent alone together for the greater liberty of the soul, the manner of our meeting would be easily arranged. After feigning your malady, and putting yourself to bed, complaining of a mortal pain, and asking for your confessor, I would arrive and enter your chamber alone. There the two of us would play Cupid's game not once but numerous times. The visit being so protracted that some one would no doubt come into the room to see if all was well, whereupon I should take my leave saying that I would return the next day to hear the remainder of the confession, for it was very long. The next day I would return and upon removing my breeches, would continue to hear the confession in the same manner as on the previous day.

Good stuff no2, very ingenious! The only drawback I can see in your cunning plan is that it's a re-enactment and so we're on display to the public!

Crikey, this is going to be difficult!

Here's a nice easy one for question number 4:

If you had to relate yourself to any character from a novel or film, who would it be?
What attributes do you share with them?

[contestant1]

I am TARZAN king of the jungle and you are Jane my trusted companion.
I am lord over the animals who live in the jungle. I am strong, courageous and very loyal and I don't talk too much(But I have a helluva yell you'll have to get used to). I will swing you through the forest with the greatest of ease. We will make love in the water falls, the meadows and all the exotic, erotic places we swing across. If we get bored we can always watch a little ape porn. Just remember to never let go as we swing through the trees.

Never thought I'd end up as a swinger, hahaha!
Erm...something tells me it wouldn't be the rope I'm hanging on to....

[contestant2]

Ah this is easy, just as in real life I am Don Juan de Marco played by the studly Johnny Depp. I was born in Mexico, attracting the attention of women since a very early age, and losing my virginity at the age of 15. I fell in love with my married tutor, and then my father was killed in a fight by the tutor's husband. I of course took over the fight, killed the husband, and then took over for my father in caring for my mother. Later I traveled abroad, was kidnapped, enslaved by a sultan, and made love to his thousand wives before falling in true love with a beautiful princess named Pinky...

Wow no.2, you're a smooth one for sure!
Nice to see you can handle a weapon too!

[contestant3]

I think I would be Humphrey Bogart's character in that great old movie "To Have and Have Not" as I am somewhat world weary, I like brunettes, and I know how to whistle when need some company.

Very enigmatic and mysterious no.3!

Right, Question 5 coming up in about five minutes!

Okay then, final question!
(It's a bit of a shame really, I'm quite enjoying myself, hehe!)

What's your idea of a perfect weekend?