ForumGarden - Just For The Fun Of It http://www.forumgarden.com/forums en Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:38:13 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/images/misc/rss.jpg ForumGarden - Just For The Fun Of It http://www.forumgarden.com/forums Jim Carrey http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/49032-jim-carrey.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:20:33 GMT As most of you know, my favorite show is CSI Miami!

yeah!!:guitarist:guitarist:guitarist



Theme Song, 'We Won't Get Fooled Again', by The Who.




Horatio being my man of course and Jim Carrey does David Caruso the best!




YouTube - Jim Carrey does David Caruso ]]> Just For The Fun Of It Odie http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/49032-jim-carrey.html An Early Thanksgiving note! http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48906-early-thanksgiving-note.html Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:50:18 GMT *Just think..........**If the Indians had given the Pilgrims a donkey** instead of a turkey, we would all be having** a piece of ass this Thanksgiving!!..**..* :wah::D:p Just think..........
If the Indians had given the Pilgrims a donkey instead of a turkey, we would all be having a piece of ass this Thanksgiving!!.... :wah::D:p
 ]]> Just For The Fun Of It cars http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48906-early-thanksgiving-note.html <![CDATA[A man's wish..]]> http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48843-mans-wish.html Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:23:39 GMT So there's this guy who just got out of a really bad divorce from his wife. One day, he found a genie's lamp. After rubbing it a little, the genie popped out and said, "Hello master. I will grant you three wishes but, the catch is, whatever you wish for, your ex-wife gets twice as much!"

The guy didn't like that part as he absolutely hated the way she strung him through the ringer, but he didn't see any way around it so he made his first wish without even thinking about it.

"Genie, I wish I had brand new Ferrari."

POOF!!! A beautiful new Ferrari appeared right in front of him...but the genie reminded him that his ex-wife now had two!

This didn't make the guy happy, but he went on with his second wish a little impulsively.

"Genie, I wish I had 2 billion dollars!"

POOF!!! His whole car is filled with a countless amount of cash, but again the genie informs him that he just gave his ex-wife 4 billion dollars.

By now, the guy is very angry, so he takes extra care in considering his next wish.

Suddenly, a huge grin breaks out on his face and he says, "Genie, I wish you would beat me half to death!" ]]> Just For The Fun Of It Silverplanter http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48843-mans-wish.html Most of us have had embarassing moments - what is yours ? http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48833-most-us-have-had-embarassing-moments-what-yours.html Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:29:08 GMT I remember when I was helping my father in his shop (a chemist shop), and was serving customers, when one of the local haristocracy came into the shop and asked for some 'chuckle biscuits'................................. The only thing I could think of was Ovaltine Chuckle Biscuits, so I went to find some. I was gone for a minute or two, trying to find these blinkin chuckle biscuits.................I found them, eventually, came back into the main shop, but the lady was gone! I asked what had happened, holding up the packet of Ovaltine Chuckles, feeling confused. One of the other girl assistants told me that Lady ~~~~~~~ always came in for charcoal biscuits every other week and she had served her what she wanted, put it on the lady's account and the customer left the shop. Then she laughed, seeing what I had in my hands............................................. .................................................. .......................
.......................................... there are times when you wish a hole would appear and swallow you up ! I was leg-pulled about that for many days afterwards....:-5 ]]> Just For The Fun Of It G#Gill http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48833-most-us-have-had-embarassing-moments-what-yours.html Need a Push http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48798-need-push.html Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:41:25 GMT A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the
door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring with rain out
there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember
about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped
us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk. ]]> Just For The Fun Of It Barman http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48798-need-push.html Eye exam chart http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48745-eye-exam-chart.html Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:11:09 GMT Image: http://www.laughparty.com/funny-pictures/Eye-Exam-Chart-41.jpg ]]> Just For The Fun Of It Jazzy http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48745-eye-exam-chart.html Eye test http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48730-eye-test.html Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:13:41 GMT Take a close look at this photo. What do you see? Answer to follow shortly! Take a close look at this photo.

What do you see? Answer to follow shortly!
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]]> Just For The Fun Of It cars http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48730-eye-test.html Won first prize at the halloween party but. . . . . http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48673-won-first-prize-halloween-party-but.html Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:47:20 GMT the costume really stinks! :wah::p:rolleyes: the costume really stinks! :wah::p:rolleyes:

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]]> Just For The Fun Of It cars http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48673-won-first-prize-halloween-party-but.html Hey . . . guess what . . . . . ? http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48646-hey-guess-what.html Thu, 29 Oct 2009 01:36:41 GMT I found him! I found him!
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]]> Just For The Fun Of It Rapunzel http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48646-hey-guess-what.html Flying Lessons http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48645-flying-lessons.html Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:31:54 GMT My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started, and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year. Yesterday afternoon, she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing in... My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started, and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year.

Yesterday afternoon, she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing in Southern Alabama because of bad weather.

Thank God our kids were with me at the Beach House this weekend.

The absence of a post-crash fire was due to insufficient fuel on board. No one on the ground was injured.

The photograph below, was taken at the scene and shows the extent of damage to her aircraft. She was very lucky.


Scroll down for photo of her crashed aircraft.....
























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]]> Just For The Fun Of It Rapunzel http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48645-flying-lessons.html halloween again? http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48643-halloween-again.html Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:41:19 GMT What is a vampire's favorite holiday?


Fangsgiving...:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl ]]> Just For The Fun Of It Odie http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48643-halloween-again.html Random Thoughts. http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48634-random-thoughts.html Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:21:22 GMT Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy.

The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.

Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on facebook people that I do know, but i deliberately choose not to be friends with?

There is a great need for sarcasm font.

I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

Bad decisions make good stories.

Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

While watching the Olympics, I found myself cheering equally for China and the US. No, I am not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly certain that when Chinese athletes don't win, they are executed.

I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit

Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey -but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time. ]]> Just For The Fun Of It Rapunzel http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48634-random-thoughts.html New Sailor http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48633-new-sailor.html Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:11:15 GMT A young man who wants to see the world signs on to a tramp steamer to be trained as a helmsman. He masters the classroom instruction, then starts his practical training on the wheel of the vessel. In his first lesson, the mate gives him a heading, and the young fellow holds to it. Then the... A young man who wants to see the world signs on to a tramp steamer to be trained as a helmsman.

He masters the classroom instruction, then starts his practical training on the wheel of the vessel. In his first lesson, the mate gives him a heading, and the young fellow holds to it.

Then the mate orders, "Come starboard."

Pleased at knowing immediately which way starboard is, the young man leaves the helm and walks over to his instructor.

The mate has an incredulous look on his face as the helm swings freely. Then, rather gently considering the circumstance, he asks politely, "Could you bring the ship with you?"


]]> Just For The Fun Of It Rapunzel http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48633-new-sailor.html Leaf blower for sale http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48630-leaf-blower-sale.html Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:09:06 GMT Youd thing doing the dishes, taking the trash out and chopping the wood, would have built her muscles up more! Shes not even trying! :-5 :p Youd thing doing the dishes, taking the trash out and chopping the wood, would have built her muscles up more! Shes not even trying! :-5 :p
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]]> Just For The Fun Of It Rapunzel http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48630-leaf-blower-sale.html For Minks and Odie et al. http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48629-minks-odie-et-al.html Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:55:53 GMT PMSL! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl The people were not suspicious, but merely Canadian. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl PMSL! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl The people were not suspicious, but merely Canadian. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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]]> Just For The Fun Of It Rapunzel http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48629-minks-odie-et-al.html The Costume Consultant. http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48628-costume-consultant.html Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:43:16 GMT An oldie but still funnie. :D:wah:

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a fancy costume ball. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes to a costume company and explains the problem.

A few days later he receives a parcel with a note. "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirates outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate." The man thinks this is terrible because they have just been very politically incorrect by emphasizing his wooden leg, so he writes a very rude letter of complaint.

A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note which says, "Dear Sir, sorry about before, please find enclosed a monks habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg, and with your bald head you will really look the part." Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head. He now writes the company an extremely rude letter about being politically incorrect.

The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads: "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a jar of caramel. Pour the jar of caramel over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass, and go as a toffee apple!" ]]> Just For The Fun Of It Rapunzel http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48628-costume-consultant.html Technology for Country Folk http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48621-technology-country-folk.html Wed, 28 Oct 2009 03:21:05 GMT I've seen this before but its funny so I thought I'd put it up in case you folks hadn't seen it yet.

Hope it loads okay.

Yup, it does. Double click on it to increase size. (Cuz ya REALLY mean Bizness!) (Read it to understand) ;)

Click on it once more to make it larger still. :)
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]]> Just For The Fun Of It Rapunzel http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48621-technology-country-folk.html Ghost photography http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48612-ghost-photography.html Wed, 28 Oct 2009 00:36:03 GMT There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided by all the townfolk - the ghost which `lived' there was feared by all.

However, an enterprising journalist decided to get the scoop of the day by photographing the fearsome phantom. When he entered the house, armed with only his camera, the ghost descended upon him, clanking chains et al. He told the ghost "I mean no harm - I just want your photograph". The ghost was quite happy at this chance to make the headlines - he posed for a number of ghostly shots.

The happy journalist rushed back to his dark room, and began developing the photos. Unfortunately, they turned out to be black and underexposed.

So what's the moral of the story?


Are you ready for this?


The spirit was willing but the flash was weak. :wah:
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]]> Just For The Fun Of It Rapunzel http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48612-ghost-photography.html G-man, just for you! hehehehe http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48606-g-man-just-you-hehehehe.html Wed, 28 Oct 2009 00:19:39 GMT Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again.

8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave it to you.

6. Person you are with doesn't fantasize you're someone else, you already are.

5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last nine months.

4. If you wear leather and chains, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning from over-indulging.

1. If you don't get what you want at one place, you can always go next door to get more!



see, you can have sex after 40!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl ]]> Just For The Fun Of It Odie http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48606-g-man-just-you-hehehehe.html This door is alarmed http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48604-door-alarmed.html Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:24:16 GMT :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
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]]> Just For The Fun Of It Rapunzel http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48604-door-alarmed.html Trucker needs new underwear... http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48603-trucker-needs-new-underwear.html Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:10:17 GMT :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
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]]> Just For The Fun Of It Rapunzel http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48603-trucker-needs-new-underwear.html A different perspective http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48602-different-perspective.html Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:52:11 GMT :lips::wah::wah: :lips::wah::wah:
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]]> Just For The Fun Of It Rapunzel http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48602-different-perspective.html Halloween funny! http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48601-halloween-funny.html Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:07:30 GMT Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. The bride broom looked beautiful in her white dress and the groom handsome in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the dinner the bride leans over to the groom and says... Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
The bride broom looked beautiful in her white dress and the groom handsome in his tuxedo.
The wedding was lovely. After the dinner the bride leans over to the groom and says "I think I
am going to have a little whisk broom"

"Impossible" says the groom



are you ready....................









We haven't even swept together yet!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl ]]> Just For The Fun Of It Odie http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48601-halloween-funny.html Students try to answer music exam questions http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48596-students-try-answer-music-exam-questions.html Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:42:13 GMT The principal singer of nineteenth century opera was called pre-Madonna.

Gregorian chant has no music, just singers singing the same lines.

Sherbet composed the Unfinished Symphony.

All female parts were sung by castrati. We don't know exactly what they sounded like because there are no known descendants.

Young scholars have expressed their rapture for the Bronze Lullaby, the Taco Bell Cannon, Beethoven's Erotica, Tchaikovsky Cracknutter Suite, and Gershwin's Rap City in Blue.

Music sung by two people at the same time is called a duel; if they sing without music it is called Acapulco.

A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals.

Contralto is a low sort of music that only ladies sing.

Probably the most marvelous fugue was the one between the Hatfields and the McCoys.

A harp is a nude piano.

Refrain means don't do it. A refrain in music is the part you'd better not try to sing.

I know what a sextet is but I'd rather not say.

My favorite composer was Opus. Agnus Dei was a woman composer famous for her church music.

Johann Sebastian Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic.

Rock Monanoff was a famous post-romantic composer of piano concerti.
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]]> Just For The Fun Of It Rapunzel http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48596-students-try-answer-music-exam-questions.html Stay! http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48595-stay.html Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:17:01 GMT I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador retriever had fresh air. She was stretched out on the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying... I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador retriever had fresh air. She was stretched out on the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car gave me a startled look. "I don't know about you, lady," he said incredulously. "But I usually just put my car in park."
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]]> Just For The Fun Of It Rapunzel http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48595-stay.html <![CDATA[10 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Vampire:]]> http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48594-10-reasons-why-its-great-vampire.html Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:03:27 GMT 10. You never, but never, are at a risk for skin cancer.

9. Two words: Bloody Marys.

8. Remember that dilapidated castle you inherited back in the 1700s? You can sell that bad boy for a cool $10 million these days. ;)

7. Instead of rushing out and buying new clothes every time there's a change in fashion, you can just wait for your old stuff to come back into style.

6. Chicks dig the fangs.

5. You can take "bite me" literally.

4. No matter what anyone says, satin-lined coffins are cheaper, more comfortable, and last longer than those stupid Craftmatic Adjustables......

3. Generally outliving the hell out of everyone.

2. You can get revenge on your enemies by turning into a bat and dropping loads of guano into their convertables.

1. Great bumper sticker for the hearse: "Life Sucks, But So Do I". :wah:
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I knew you'd LOVE this! :sneaky::lips::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:D
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]]> Just For The Fun Of It Rapunzel http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48590-aussiepam.html The Halloween Party http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48588-halloween-party.html Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:14:24 GMT A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled... A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain and as it was still early, she decided to go the party.

In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.

She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally, he whispered the usual proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening.

"But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to......."

:eek: :sneaky: ;) ]]> Just For The Fun Of It Rapunzel http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48588-halloween-party.html Bad parking. http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48557-bad-parking.html Mon, 26 Oct 2009 16:52:40 GMT I love the point where, *after* he parks his car, he sits and thinks for a minute before realising that actually, if he stays parked here, someone might realise that he is to blame. So he moves off to find a new parking spot then seems to think that actually doing a bunk might be the wisest... I love the point where, after he parks his car, he sits and thinks for a minute before realising that actually, if he stays parked here, someone might realise that he is to blame. So he moves off to find a new parking spot then seems to think that actually doing a bunk might be the wisest decision of all.

I just love the way you can almost see his thought processes at work! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

LiveLeak.com - BMW Parking Fail ]]> Just For The Fun Of It Rapunzel http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48557-bad-parking.html At the Ark http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48554-ark.html Mon, 26 Oct 2009 16:08:12 GMT I love this cartoon. :wah: I love this cartoon. :wah:
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]]> Just For The Fun Of It Rapunzel http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48554-ark.html The Mystery of the Mouse..... http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48552-mystery-mouse.html Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:50:31 GMT We all know a lot about computers and technology nowadays, but you are going to learn something new today. Have you ever wondered about how that arrow moves on the screen whenever you move your mouse? Because of a long term investigation and ultimate technology, we have been able to find it out.... We all know a lot about computers and technology nowadays, but you are going to learn something new today.

Have you ever wondered about how that arrow moves on the screen whenever you move your mouse? Because of a long term investigation and ultimate technology, we have been able to find it out.

For better understanding, please go to the following link and through that magnifying glass, you can discover why and how the arrow moves. The best of all is when you click on it


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Click on the link, then move and click your mouse. ]]> Just For The Fun Of It Rapunzel http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48552-mystery-mouse.html A womans poem http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48550-womans-poem.html Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:47:03 GMT He didn’t like the casserole
And he didn’t like my cake,
He said my biscuits were too hard
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn’t perk the coffee right
He didn’t like the stew,
I didn’t mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned and
smacked the sh*t out of him…
Like his mother used to do. ]]> Just For The Fun Of It Rapunzel http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48550-womans-poem.html Thomas the Tank Engine http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48515-thomas-tank-engine.html Sat, 24 Oct 2009 11:09:21 GMT A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You b*****ds who want off, get off now, 'cos we're in a hurry! And all of you b*****ds who are getting on, get on now, 'cos we're going down the tracks'.

The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS.
When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.'

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,
'All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you.
We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.'

She hears the little boy continue,

'For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train.
We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.'

As the mother began to smile, the child added...........

'For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat controller in the kitchen. ]]> Just For The Fun Of It Barman http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48515-thomas-tank-engine.html Stealing animals. http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48505-stealing-animals.html Sat, 24 Oct 2009 00:41:56 GMT Animals are nice, but they can be quite sneaky :)

I love this! :wah::wah::wah:

YouTube - Stealing Animals ]]> Just For The Fun Of It Rapunzel http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48505-stealing-animals.html The adventures of seniors http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48501-adventures-seniors.html Fri, 23 Oct 2009 22:03:46 GMT Seniors trying to act young again but messing up. :wah::lips::wah:


YouTube - The adventures of seniors ]]> Just For The Fun Of It Rapunzel http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48501-adventures-seniors.html The grocers announcement. http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48499-grocers-announcement.html Fri, 23 Oct 2009 21:53:15 GMT Our local supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher.

"Don't worry, lady," he said. "I'll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."

Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."

]]> Just For The Fun Of It Rapunzel http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48499-grocers-announcement.html Well, the tazer works http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48498-well-tazer-works.html Fri, 23 Oct 2009 21:47:42 GMT This guy just got his hands on a brand new taser and wanted to test it out and see how powerful the shock would be. Apparently, this particular model is really friggin' strong. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Kid Tests New Taser On Himself*Video ]]> Just For The Fun Of It Rapunzel http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/just-fun/48498-well-tazer-works.html