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    Re: Illness it's a bugger ennit ?

    I was instructed by my General Practitioner to go to Google and investigate prostates which struck me at the time as an innovation for health treatment. At a subsequent visit he asked whether I'd done it, which I had. It boiled down to a 2% chance that the word prostate would appear on my death certificate, and that most surgical interventions are done on a false positive. I think "sod that for a game of soldiers" was the agreed conclusion, and a pat on the back for getting the figures about right.
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    Re: Illness it's a bugger ennit ?

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    just a CYA tactic for them, probably.
    If CYA is what I think it means........that is funny....in the circumstances.
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    I was instructed by my General Practitioner to go to Google and investigate prostates which struck me at the time as an innovation for health treatment. At a subsequent visit he asked whether I'd done it, which I had. It boiled down to a 2% chance that the word prostate would appear on my death certificate, and that most surgical interventions are done on a false positive. I think "sod that for a game of soldiers" was the agreed conclusion, and a pat on the back for getting the figures about right.
    I was only concerned for a moment......that moment I spotted the word 'prostate'.
    I soon got over it.
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