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Old 09-27-2008, 12:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Shelbell Laugh thread...

No questions from anyone please... just pack this sucker up with jokes and funny stuff that's happened to you lately.

My new BFF shelbell needs a ****load of laughs when she next shows up here..

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You'll be happy to hear that while you were occupied today, I went out, cut the grass and had my fat ass attacked by every mosquito in the neighborhood.. not so bad at the moment, but then again I'll be laying in my backyard reading in a bit and scratching at will... figure that means there will be a bar mitzvah(sp?)in the next yard about the time i really get going on a bite...

Please god, one of you have something funnier then that to offer up to the cause!
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Old 09-27-2008, 01:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Shelbell Laugh thread...

Walked right into a school desk yesterday, I have a bruise bigger than the desk!

Brought the house down. Nothing worse than 11 years olds yukking it up all afternoon long........

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Old 09-27-2008, 01:20 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Shelbell Laugh thread...

so where is dinner?
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Old 09-27-2008, 01:43 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Shelbell Laugh thread...

Went to a football match today and saw a police inspector I know from my home town, sidled up to him and whispered
"Is that a baton in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"
He turned round and it was'nt him!

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Old 09-27-2008, 05:49 PM   #5 (permalink)
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No questions from anyone please... just pack this sucker up with jokes and funny stuff that's happened to you lately.

My new BFF shelbell needs a ****load of laughs when she next shows up here..

Shelly
You'll be happy to hear that while you were occupied today, I went out, cut the grass and had my fat ass attacked by every mosquito in the neighborhood.. not so bad at the moment, but then again I'll be laying in my backyard reading in a bit and scratching at will... figure that means there will be a bar mitzvah(sp?)in the next yard about the time i really get going on a bite...

Please god, one of you have something funnier then that to offer up to the cause!
Just make sure that the only thing you're scratching is the bite!

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Old 09-27-2008, 05:51 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Walked right into a school desk yesterday, I have a bruise bigger than the desk!

Brought the house down. Nothing worse than 11 years olds yukking it up all afternoon long........
OUCH! Just don't walk funny or they won't drop it for a month!

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Old 09-27-2008, 05:51 PM   #7 (permalink)
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so where is dinner?
I thought you were cooking?!

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Went to a football match today and saw a police inspector I know from my home town, sidled up to him and whispered
"Is that a baton in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"
He turned round and it was'nt him!
Love it!!!

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Re: Shelbell Laugh thread...

Did you get the baked chicken recipe em I sent?

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Old 09-27-2008, 05:54 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Did you get the baked chicken recipe em I sent?
Not yet.

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