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Old 07-01-2007, 06:38 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Re: I cant stop farting

Thanks Neffy

Yes improvement has been made, ive dowloaded.

Who can hold a fart in? How long for?
Are you a loud farter or the silent deadly type?
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Old 07-01-2007, 06:43 AM   #12 (permalink)
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silent deadly type , that way I can always balme someone else.

Yes mixing your drinks makes you fart, also makes you feel off
Just remeber the little rhyme

Liquer before beer, never fear
Beer before liquer, never felt sicker.

Stay on one type of drink for the whole night, and you'll be right.

never mix a mixed drink, you'll end up in the sink



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Old 07-01-2007, 06:48 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Good advice but as soon as i get hammered all advice & common sense gets forgotten, no fun in being sensible whilst out is there?
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Old 07-01-2007, 07:35 AM   #14 (permalink)
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*Peg walks in holding her nose.* See that seat over there Bcup---------->? That's right. The one WAAAAAAY over there between Nomad and Jimbo. They want you to sit there between them.

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Old 07-01-2007, 07:45 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Nowhere else i'd rather sit, finally i win the farting comp
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Old 07-01-2007, 07:45 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Re: I cant stop farting

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Dont know if its last nights pizza or the booze but i cant stop farting

Other than a download in the toilet which i dont seem to need how can you stop yourself farting?

Youre not buttercup !
Your Snooze Alarm !
Aint ya ?
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Old 07-01-2007, 07:50 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Well i just thought it was time to clear up the misconception that i dont fart, granted i tend to hold it in as taught by Snooze but today it escaped in all directions, was nothing i could do.
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Thanks Neffy

Yes improvement has been made, ive dowloaded.

Who can hold a fart in? How long for?
Are you a loud farter or the silent deadly type?

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Sit back, relax and let it rip!!!

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I'm all farted out now Mik
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