FG jokes

[jimbo]

all you have to do is think of your fave joke insert your friends name off of FG


and make the joke about them


no doubt wisey and me will get slaughtered ... so will immy

i know some of the f.o.c's are up for a laugh nothing serious or nasty (unless its about immy )


lets all have a laugh ... say as many jokes about me as you like i dont mind i think wisey and immy wont mind either but watch it el guapo sulks

[jimbo]

carolly goes to the doctors about her bad breath ,he says i have no idea what causes it he thinks for a while then says it might be the drink you know


carolly says shall i come back when your sober then



whelk

[Chezzie]

A doctor says to Spot, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, Spot called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!"

[jimbo]

mr immy was sunbathing naked in the garden and ended up getting bad sunburn on his penis,his doctor tells him to ease the pain bath it in a suacer of cold milk

immy comes home and finds him with his willy in the saucer of cold milk

good heavens she cries i always wondered how you reloaded those things

[YZGI]

Originally Posted by jimbo

mr immy was sunbathing naked in the garden and ended up getting bad sunburn on his penis,his doctor tells him to ease the pain bath it in a suacer of cold milk

immy comes home and finds him with his willy in the saucer of cold milk

good heavens she cries i always wondered how you reloaded those things

[Chezzie]

I can see thi is gonna be my favourite thread, nice one Jimbo

The doctor says to Wonderwendy "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do?" asks WonderWendy. The doctor says, "I'm mad at my neighbor!"

[Chezzie]

Originally Posted by jimbo

mr immy was sunbathing naked in the garden and ended up getting bad sunburn on his penis,his doctor tells him to ease the pain bath it in a suacer of cold milk

immy comes home and finds him with his willy in the saucer of cold milk

good heavens she cries i always wondered how you reloaded those things

excellent

[jimbo]

a coastguard recieves a mayday over the radio el guapo says help we are all in the water


coastguard says..... capsize



el guapo says i dont know wise guy never sent me one


sorry jes

[jimbo]

Originally Posted by Chezzie

I can see thi is gonna be my favourite thread, nice one Jimbo

The doctor says to Wonderwendy "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do?" asks WonderWendy. The doctor says, "I'm mad at my neighbor!"

[Chezzie]

El Guapo is at the bar, drunk. Jimbo picks him up off the floor, and offers to take him home. On the way to his car, he falls down three times. When they get to his house, Jimbo helps him out of the car, and on the way to the front door, he falls down four more times. Jimbo rings the bell and says, "Here's your husband!" Mrs E Guapo says, "Where's his wheelchair?"