Campfire Stories

[fuzzy butt]

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Yes I am a sick little puppy

Are ya scared?

[Odie]

Originally Posted by fuzzy butt

My boys had a great science teacher.
the school had a camp over night and they lit a fire and all sat around it. the science teacher begun his scary story.

One day when the school was in it's beginnings around 1874 there was a escaped convict in the area. Everyone was told to look out for him because he was in Jail after being convicted of slaughtering a school of children up in the hills. Only two children survived and this is what they told the police:

We were camping out in the school ground and he came upon us, he had knives and a gun . Firstly he shot the teacher and the principle then he told us all to stand around the school building and he took us away one by one. I don't know what happened to all the kids, I don't know what he did to them. But me and jack decided that the rain stand pipe would be a good weapon so we took it down and hid it behind our backs . We sharpened it everytime he left with another child. when it came our turn Jack swung it at him . It cut his face so badly that it severed his eye right out onto the ground . he screamed and screamed in pain and he fell to the ground and that's how we got away. but we kept his eye to show others of our bravery.
Afterwards the boys buried it in the school grounds, and that's why kids at the school always feel that someone is watching them.

Then the teacher pulled out a box and said he found the eye when they were excavating the the time capsule in the playground.
He dared the kids to look inside .....................yep screams all round !!!!
In the box (unbeknownst to the children ) was a sheeps eye.

I often wondered if that was too much for primary school children but to this day my boys think it was the funniest night of their lives.

yikes!

[Odie]

Originally Posted by fuzzy butt

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Yes I am a sick little puppy

Are ya scared?

OMG, THAT WAS THE BEST!

geez, remind me never to go out with you guys!

[fuzzy butt]

You'll never look at me the same way again

[Odie]

Originally Posted by fuzzy butt

You'll never look at me the same way again

honestly, that was truly amazing it had me going, guess because I became paralized! That violets one mean bitch eh!

[fuzzy butt]

Awwwhhhhh now now . You should be grateful we found you so delectable.
Not everyone is capable of a good blood sauce. and you recieved a great massage ....what's the problem? LOL LOL LOL

[Odie]

Originally Posted by fuzzy butt

Awwwhhhhh now now . You should be grateful we found you so delectable.
Not everyone is capable of a good blood sauce. and you recieved a great massage ....what's the problem? LOL LOL LOL

doesn't everyone want a good blood sauce?

[Odie]

One summer weekend, Kathy Ellen invited myself, Violet, Along, Chonsi, Fuzzy to her home on the beach........we all sat outside late at night around a huge campfire, Chonis said why don't we play with fuzzy's sweater and put it in the fire?

Fuzzy said no, I need my sweater, but Violet rushed up and snatched it off her, Kathy was laughing and adding more wood to the fire. Along then took the sweater and threw it, but it never reached the fire. Out from the trees came a man who was tall, thin and wore a mask with alien eyes sticking out.

Chonsi screamed, Violet, he has fuzzy's sweater on! Fuzzy yelled, OMG, where is Kathy?

Odie said, she ran off into the trees, lets go find her, but Fuzzy was to afraid to go, so she stayed behind staring at the tall man who was just standing there.

Chonsi and Along grabbed Kathy and said, where were you going? Kathy said, to my boat, we must get out of here now, that man is an alien and he wants us on his ship!

Odie grabbed Kathy and with Chonsi's help they brought her back to the campfire. Violet was no where to be seen........so Odie rushed out and found her sitting trembling on a rock............she brought her back to the camp where everyone was, only to find the alien had taken Fuzzy!




all of a sudden, Fuzzy appeared, she now wore the mask with the alien eyes!


The moral of this story is, never trust Kathy Ellens beach house again!

[fuzzy butt]

I have a very important question here!!!

Was I probed? Come on tell me i was probed.?....................I must have been probed . Surely i was probed !!!!!

[along-for-the-ride]

AFTR pats Odie on the back amd compliments her on her story. She points to Fuzzybutt and shakes her head smiling. AfTR gets up and stretches. She has to tinkle and leaves the group. Meanwhile, Fuzzybutt is rolling around laughing uproariously saying,"Gotcha! Gotcha good!" Suddenly she looks up and starts choking. She can't talk, just points up to the sky. Everyone follows her gaze. Eyes widen.


"I"M BACK!"