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Thread: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

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    Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

    Quote Originally Posted by OpenMind View Post
    Erm. Right. I meant your ashes.
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    I have already decided that i want to be an egg timer actually.

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    Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

    Quote Originally Posted by Barman View Post
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    Bagsy I get to use the mortar and pestle! I always wanted to do that bit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spot View Post
    Bagsy I get to use the mortar and pestle! I always wanted to do that bit.
    Pah, i expect you will be long gone by then.

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    Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

    You'll be straight into the breadmaker if you show up at a UK Meet after that comment.
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    When the flowers want to oxygen and nutrition, or you’re a wedding or party planner, I will help you too much.
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    Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

    Quote Originally Posted by Barman View Post
    I knew that
    I have already decided that i want to be an egg timer actually.
    That'd be a bloody big egg timer.

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    Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

    The OP on this thread isn't a bot, he is a real life member from Michigan USA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spot View Post
    Oh Lord save us from the attentions of Thine evangelists, for they get up more noses than the entire Colombian cartels combined. Amen.
    And don't forget that those Cartels are the ones that Americans back to earn their patriotic money .

    and don't forget to kill as many non Christians as you possible can for patriotism sake so you can get to heaven faster as a "martyr" for your country and god.

    " oh yes dear lord let us pray to those who love themselves as gods and don't mind killing off innocent lives to prove that they love god more than anyone else because they are willing to kill off the infidels who will not convert to the higher god. And let us pray for our own souls that will blame and mame everyone in the world because the gods are pissed off !!! Oh yes let us pray "

    I have some dvd's and some audio tapes and magazines if anyone is interested? Just send your donation and prayer request to "save our souls.cum.brazil ......subject matter relates to America is great, it is the infidel ( non Christians) that has caused all the pain, we are innocent self centered gods from the times of old (greek history needs to be adhered to here) spewing out our irrellevent and self serving comdemnations of the world (that happens to be anyone but us) Because we can't function unless we are killing off as many of our fold as possible and we would like you to join us because we're running out of soldiers to kill people and be killed God be praised............we need your bodies to die FOR US GODS!!!!

    You don't have allies you have "lackys" you wouldn't know what an ally was if you fell over them!!!!! oH you will be hated and hated grandly god be praised !!!!!

















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    Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

    or alternative post


    " funny thing about life?....nobody gets out alive"

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    Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

    Quote Originally Posted by Omni_Skittles View Post
    I'm a Christian. Generalizing isn't fair... but it's like 80 percent right. Granted my comment was said out of annoyance towards people like this. I can't judge though. I shouldn't have said that... now that i think about it...............

    You don't have a mean bone in your body, OS. Don't ever apologize for posting something that reflects the style of your personality. I got it and am sure you are proud of your Christianity.

    As a side note: don't start hesitating to say what you think when you read something on here.. it will stunt your growth, IMO...
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    Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chezzie View Post
    The OP on this thread isn't a bot, he is a real life member from Michigan USA.
    If he/she/it is real, their opening post is a surefire way to find like-minded individuals in the garden, IMO. I do hope this is just a jumping off post and we'll get a more diverse flavoring of what makes them tick. Perhaps if another Christian on the board could reach out and let this person know we welcome diversity and an opportunity to know folks of all faiths.


    I respect anyone who has faith, even if I don't understand it myself. I figure nobody was put on earth by any god to agree with me..
    I expressly forbid the use of any of my posts anywhere outside of FG (with the exception of the incredibly witty 'get a room already' )posted recently.
    Folks who'd like to copy my intellectual work should expect to pay me for it.

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