Oscar says goodbye to Forum Garden

[gmc]

Originally Posted by oscar

I agree with every thing you say. Our village is very small and we have an upper school that kicks out 1,200 kids every day. In an off the record conversation with a SGT, i agreed with him that 99% of the kids there were great kids. It was the other 1% that ruined it for all of them.
We have a public Primary school and park right outside our lounge windows and front door. For years we have had congregations of teenagers gathering in the park yet in all the years we have lived here, we have never had any real problems with them. My neighbour only has to spot 6 of them late at night and he's calling the police.
As for the congregations at our war memorial, the police have even gone to press admiting there was a real problem there for some years. I am not the only member of the public who has had a run in with this gang where it has turned nasty. I have witnessed it myself three times and one night my husband had to pull a middle aged man off one of them. The police viewed cctv footage and didn't press charges as they agreed that he was severly baited. After what happened to me, there is no way anyone is ever going to confront them again.

Do you want me go then my little sporran fiddler??????

No I do not want you to go. Your erudition, perspicacity and wit have been a revelation. I would never have believed a daily mail reader capable of rational thought up until now. Even your strange affection for the inhabitant in number 10 downing street has an endearing if slightly surreal and indeed pythonesque quality to it. We have not so much a dream government as a nightmare on downing street with the alternative looking like a me too party waiting it's turn patiantly on the wings.

We need gordon brown worshippers to laugh at and help relieve the gloom please don't go.

[oscar]

Originally Posted by gmc

No I do not want you to go. Your erudition, perspicacity and wit have been a revelation. I would never have believed a daily mail reader capable of rational thought up until now. Even your strange affection for the inhabitant in number 10 downing street has an endearing if slightly surreal and indeed pythonesque quality to it. We have not so much a dream government as a nightmare on downing street with the alternative looking like a me too party waiting it's turn patiantly on the wings.

We need gordon brown worshippers to laugh at and help relieve the gloom please don't go.

Firstly, i assume you've made these long words up as i have never seen them used in The Daily Mail?

How could i possibly leave? Where would i get as much pleasure in following you around the forum sniggering at your posts?

[gmc]

Originally Posted by oscar

Firstly, i assume you've made these long words up as i have never seen them used in The Daily Mail?

How could i possibly leave? Where would i get as much pleasure in following you around the forum sniggering at your posts?

tsk tsk.
To help you with the big words

http://www.askoxford.com/?view=uk

[oscar]

Originally Posted by gmc

tsk tsk.
To help you with the big words

AskOxford: Free online dictionary resources from Oxford University Press

That's very gentlemanly auld yin. I'm sure Mr Oscar will appreciate the link also as he reads the 'Sun' everyday and that will be an enormous help. He'd thank you himself but at this minute he's on another forum trying to find out 'How to stop your dog humping chair legs'.

It's a shame your married... I could get to like you in time

[el guapo]

you still here

[oscar]

Originally Posted by el guapo

you still here

YEP