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Old 10-14-2009, 11:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A true story..

The story of paying attention to detail.

A pathologist has a group of students under-going training.

On their first day, the pathologist un-viels a corpse ready for disection.

He stresses to his students how important it is to observe everything he does in the most detail.

He tells his class to pay attention and with that, rams his finger up the corpse's rectum, places his finger in his mouth and sucks hard.

He then tells every student to repeat what he has just done.

After they have all finished, he reminds them that he told them to pay great attention to his actions.

He tells them 'As you should have observed, I placed my Index finger in the corpse rectum and sucked my MIDDLE finger !!!

15 students fainted.
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Old 10-14-2009, 11:36 AM   #2 (permalink)
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The story of paying attention to detail.

A pathologist has a group of students under-going training.

On their first day, the pathologist un-viels a corpse ready for disection.

He stresses to his students how important it is to observe everything he does in the most detail.

He tells his class to pay attention and with that, rams his finger up the corpse's rectum, places his finger in his mouth and sucks hard.

He then tells every student to repeat what he has just done.

After they have all finished, he reminds them that he told them to pay great attention to his actions.

He tells them 'As you should have observed, I placed my Index finger in the corpse rectum and sucked my MIDDLE finger !!!

15 students fainted.

Thank you for this enlightening story. I just ate my beef & beans for dinner, which should be coming up any minute now.

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Old 10-14-2009, 11:39 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Thank you for this enlightening story. I just ate my beef & beans for dinner, which should be coming up any minute now.
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The story of paying attention to detail.

A pathologist has a group of students under-going training.

On their first day, the pathologist un-viels a corpse ready for disection.

He stresses to his students how important it is to observe everything he does in the most detail.

He tells his class to pay attention and with that, rams his finger up the corpse's rectum, places his finger in his mouth and sucks hard.

He then tells every student to repeat what he has just done.

After they have all finished, he reminds them that he told them to pay great attention to his actions.

He tells them 'As you should have observed, I placed my Index finger in the corpse rectum and sucked my MIDDLE finger !!!

15 students fainted.


OMG!


ewwwwwwwwwwwww!
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Old 10-14-2009, 12:06 PM   #5 (permalink)
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The story of paying attention to detail.

A pathologist has a group of students under-going training.

On their first day, the pathologist un-viels a corpse ready for disection.

He stresses to his students how important it is to observe everything he does in the most detail.

He tells his class to pay attention and with that, rams his finger up the corpse's rectum, places his finger in his mouth and sucks hard.

He then tells every student to repeat what he has just done.

After they have all finished, he reminds them that he told them to pay great attention to his actions.

He tells them 'As you should have observed, I placed my Index finger in the corpse rectum and sucked my MIDDLE finger !!!

15 students fainted.
Yep...sounds about right!
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Re: A true story..

I'm struggling with the word "true" at the moment.

James Robertson Justice is hovering at the back of my mind.
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I'm struggling with the word "true" at the moment.

James Robertson Justice is hovering at the back of my mind.
Lighten up and get groovy Spot. It's for entertainment not nit picking.
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Lighten up and get groovy Spot. It's for entertainment not nit picking.
How does the "true" add to the entertainment?

Really, it often puzzles me, it would be a kindness for you to explain it just this once.
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How does the "true" add to the entertainment?

Really, it often puzzles me, it would be a kindness for you to explain it just this once.
I was assured by the person who told me that it was true. That's good enough for me.
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I was assured by the person who told me that it was true. That's good enough for me.
Daily Mail - explains a lot

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