You're Insane

[Zapata]

Originally Posted by theia

I've started wearing crochet woolly hats in various different colours whenever I go out (one at a time, I might quickly add) and I don't actually care what I look like. This may, or may not be a little insane. I even have a purple one, but I haven't started spitting in the street...yet.

Does it match The Cardigan?

[Nomad]

Originally Posted by theia

I've started wearing crochet woolly hats in various different colours whenever I go out (one at a time, I might quickly add) and I don't actually care what I look like. This may, or may not be a little insane. I even have a purple one, but I haven't started spitting in the street...yet.

Im a little disappointed. This is fairly anti climactic. I took you for more the screaming "my cat will eat your face" to anyone that looks at you the wrong way.

[Odie]

Originally Posted by Nomad

Im a little disappointed. This is fairly anti climactic. I took you for more the screaming "my cat will eat your face" to anyone that looks at you the wrong way.

did someone call a cat?

[Zapata]

Originally Posted by Odie

did someone call a cat?

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I thought Nomie said that Theia's cat is anti climatic.

[theia]

I would post a photo, Floppie, but everyone takes a wide berth or crosses the road to avoid me when I'm out, so who would dare to stop to take a photograph of me? I discussed the possibility with Fergus, the cat, earlier. He refuses to touch a camera...he thinks they are a curse and serve only to objectify the subjective, and to glorify the body.

Zap, my woolly hats match nothing. They are random...they jump into my basket at Asda, I have no say at all.

Nomsi, my insanity is subtle. It takes a quiet path. In fact, I might even suggest that it's shy, which is, by happy coincidence, the title of my new book that I'm promoting for Christmas...A Shy Insanity.

[Zapata]

I'd like a copy of "A Shy Insanity." Please send me a signed, First Edition, along with a bill for said book and postage. And please hurry, my situation is serious!
Signed,
Your Fan

[theia]

Originally Posted by Zapata

I'd like a copy of "A Shy Insanity." Please send me a signed, First Edition, along with a bill for said book and postage. And please hurry, my situation is serious!
Signed,
Your Fan

It's a brilliant title, isn't it, Zap? Sadly, Fergus told me that he hates books...he said that books objectify the subjective (he didn't mention the glorification of the body this time, though he's always on about it) so it's still in my head, unobjectified But, rest assured that if I had written it, you would have been the first to receive a free copy, signed.

Actually, I'm wishing now I had written it...I could certainly do with reading it at the moment.

Your shyly insane friend

[Nomad]

Originally Posted by theia

Nomsi, my insanity is subtle. It takes a quiet path. In fact, I might even suggest that it's shy, which is, by happy coincidence, the title of my new book that I'm promoting for Christmas...A Shy Insanity.

The kind of insanity that sneaks up on unsuspectings.
Love it!

[Zapata]

Originally Posted by theia

It's a brilliant title, isn't it, Zap? Sadly, Fergus told me that he hates books...he said that books objectify the subjective (he didn't mention the glorification of the body this time, though he's always on about it) so it's still in my head, unobjectified But, rest assured that if I had written it, you would have been the first to receive a free copy, signed.

Actually, I'm wishing now I had written it...I could certainly do with reading it at the moment.

Your shyly insane friend

I tend to think "musically", Dear Theia. I can hear a song brewing, formulating, gathering, promulgating in your title. Help me with the lyrics, will ya? And maybe we can get Nomad to tell us if it's danceable. You know, after we write some music for it. Hey, Nomie can help us set it to music. He's got great rhythm and really feels the beat, Man! I feel some big bucks could be made here and don't we need it in these trying times?!!

Shy Insanity, why can't you let me be?
Shy Insanity, with you I can't be free,
Free to walk the walk (A little cane-tapping here for effect)
Free to talk the talk
Free to speak my mind
Wherever, whatever that might be. . . .

Feel free to jump right in there. Don't be shy.

[Nomad]

Originally Posted by Zapata

I tend to think "musically", Dear Theia. I can hear a song brewing, formulating, gathering, promulgating in your title. Help me with the lyrics, will ya? And maybe we can get Nomad to tell us if it's danceable. You know, after we write some music for it. Hey, Nomie can help us set it to music. He's got great rhythm and really feels the beat, Man! I feel some big bucks could be made here and don't we need it in these trying times?!!

Shy Insanity, why can't you let me be?
Shy Insanity, with you I can't be free,
Free to walk the walk (A little cane-tapping here for effect)
Free to talk the talk
Free to speak my mind
Wherever, whatever that might be. . . .

Feel free to jump right in there. Don't be shy.

Right.
Well....this might be a good time to lock this thread.
We may have woken a sleeping giant.