quick question

[anastrophe]

does anyone know what time it is?

[David813]

Originally Posted by anastrophe

does anyone know what time it is?

In KC it's exactly 12:49am.

[BTS]

Originally Posted by anastrophe

does anyone know what time it is?

I dunno........ howdy dowdy time?

[BTS]

But then when you asked the question it was:
Posted by anastrophe Today, 11:47 PM
Now, it still is today but 11:56

[anastrophe]

i'll let this play for a day or so. BTS was close with howdy doody time. but i'm shooting for a classic one liner. a truly great one. i think i've actually quoted it elsewhere on FG.

i'm just feeling down. i'm thinking i should leave the garden, for my own peace of mind. so a little idiotic fun stuff to take my mind off all the sad other topics helps blunt the pain.

[abbey]

Originally Posted by anastrophe

does anyone know what time it is?

Here in the UK its 7am.

[abbey]

Originally Posted by anastrophe

i'll let this play for a day or so. BTS was close with howdy doody time. but i'm shooting for a classic one liner. a truly great one. i think i've actually quoted it elsewhere on FG.

i'm just feeling down. i'm thinking i should leave the garden, for my own peace of mind. so a little idiotic fun stuff to take my mind off all the sad other topics helps blunt the pain.

Time you joined yer wife in bed!

It has something to do with donuts...or maybe i just need a snack. But i see a guy dragging in and turning on the lights in a doughnut place..

[BTS]

Originally Posted by anastrophe

i'll let this play for a day or so. BTS was close with howdy doody time. but i'm shooting for a classic one liner. a truly great one. i think i've actually quoted it elsewhere on FG.

i'm just feeling down. i'm thinking i should leave the garden, for my own peace of mind. so a little idiotic fun stuff to take my mind off all the sad other topics helps blunt the pain.

Well hey now....... Sorry to hear you are down Paul.

I did start a knuckle draggers thread with a cute little quiz........
Or Shucks I just found this.
Maybe it will cheer your sorry butt up?
LOL

. 40 Things Never Said By Rednecks .

40. Oh I just couldn't. Hell, she's only sixteen.
39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30. Wrasslin's fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
24. Who's Richard Petty?
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
15. I've got it all on the C drive.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like your salmon poached or broiled?
12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
09. Checkmate.
08. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
07. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
06. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
05. I don't have a favorite college team.
04. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
03. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
01. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.

[cars]

Originally Posted by anastrophe

i'll let this play for a day or so. BTS was close with howdy doody time. but i'm shooting for a classic one liner. a truly great one. i think i've actually quoted it elsewhere on FG.

i'm just feeling down. i'm thinking i should leave the garden, for my own peace of mind. so a little idiotic fun stuff to take my mind off all the sad other topics helps blunt the pain.

It's Time to get a new Watch!!!