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    Another weird news story from Florida

    Naked man eating another naked man's face is shot by police in Miami.

    Sources: Miami Police Shoot, Kill Man Eating Another Man’s Face « CBS Miami

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    Re: Another weird news story from Florida

    When the smoke clears I'll come back to this thread and comment on "Police sources say the man had virtually no face and was unrecognizable", how's that.

    Every single time the police shoot someone dead in England the first thing the organization does is to lie about every aspect of the encounter, it's traditional. The advantage of this particular "Police sources say" is that it's eventually testable.

    All that surprises me so far is the failure to claim the shootee was armed, or that he'd jumped a ticket barrier, or that the officers were in immediate fear for their lives.

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    Re: Another weird news story from Florida

    That's a co-Incidence.... I have just been reading about a guy who cooked his own genitals and served It to guests.

    Japanese man, 22, cooks his own genitals and serves them to paying dinner party guests | Mail Online
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    Re: Another weird news story from Florida

    Quote Originally Posted by spot View Post

    All that surprises me so far is the failure to claim the shootee was armed, or that he'd jumped a ticket barrier, or that the officers were in immediate fear for their lives.
    Because It's Miami not London.
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    Re: Another weird news story from Florida

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    Because It's Miami not London.
    Ah. You feel I should also offer odds on whether the shootee was ethnically disadvantaged. I'll go along with that.

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    Re: Another weird news story from Florida

    Rome's legions used to be cleansed of disgrace by putting to death, on parade, one in every ten of its enlisted complement. I commend the approach to Florida's city police managers. There was even a word for it back then, it happened so often.

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    Re: Another weird news story from Florida

    Should've been the officers.

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    Re: Another weird news story from Florida

    Quote Originally Posted by SnoozeAgain View Post
    Should've been the officers.
    Didn't we once have an age-retired secretarial assistant with a fetish for dressing in fancy-dress police trousers and brandishing a Fisher-Price imitation sidearm? It's years since she came to mind. She was from Florida if I recall.

    And are you never even slightly upset at the tone of US news reports? Where's the outrage? How can the reporters possibly think it's a humor story? Why do they not start out from the position that the matter needs impartial investigation with a view to reining in slap-happy gunmen in uniform?

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    Re: Another weird news story from Florida

    I have to ask for the record, what actions would Spot take if confronted by a man in an uncontrollable state gnawing at the face of another man ?
    I thought I knew more than this until I opened my mouth

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    Re: Another weird news story from Florida

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    I have to ask for the record, what actions would Spot take if confronted by a man in an uncontrollable state gnawing at the face of another man ?
    Rather obviously I would render the attacker unconscious with a blow.

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