If God appeared tomorrow?

[qsducks]

Originally Posted by Pheasy

Nooooo I recommend he comes in at Newark

How about Atlantic City? He would alot of work to do in that city.

[chrisb84uk]

Perhaps he could appear here instead. Our city is SOOOOO boring and in need of a miracle that God appearing here would really change things for the better.

[Chezzie]

Originally Posted by rjwould

There are some whom believe he is a member of FG, could it be true.

[chrisb84uk]

Originally Posted by rjwould

There are some whom believe he is a member of FG, could it be true.

Now that would be something!!

[Pheasy]

Originally Posted by rjwould

If I had any inclination whatsoever that God was on earth, I would walk up to him and kick him square in the groin. If he reacted at all, then I would not believe he was God because I don't think God would have testicles.

Some say the reason Jesus could not convince anyone in his village to follow him was because when he made his declaration in the synagogue his scrotum actually shrunk and disappeared before everyones eyes as Jesus cried in pain. Therefore the rest of the men said "no way am I going to go through that." And the women told the men they better not too.

Then there is the episode in the Garden when Peter wanted to fight, but Jesus told Peter....well, you know the story.....Thats why Peter gave Jesus up (denied him) later that evening.....Peter was mad at Jesus because he was afraid to fight......hence Peter knew at that point that Jesus had no balls...

The daunting question right now is; "Do I have the balls to hit the submit button?" If you are reading this, you know the answer...

You can open your eyes now RJ, I can confirm that you did hit that 'submit' button Good Luck

[Ted]

The problem of anthropomorphization.

Shalom
Ted

[Chezzie]

Originally Posted by Ted

The problem of anthropomorphization.

Shalom
Ted

Hi Ted, I thought of you today

[qsducks]

Let's see if Jesus appeared here tomorrow. Yes, he would surely come to my house and have some good cooking. Sorry though, no room at the inn. He can have the sofa.

[Pheasy]

Originally Posted by qsducks

Let's see if Jesus appeared here tomorrow. Yes, he would surely come to my house and have some good cooking. Sorry though, no room at the inn. He can have the sofa.

What you would feed him and give him a sofa to sleep on just because he claimed to be God? So where do you live and whats your cooking like Incidentally God could be a she

[Chezzie]

Originally Posted by qsducks

Let's see if Jesus appeared here tomorrow. Yes, he would surely come to my house and have some good cooking. Sorry though, no room at the inn. He can have the sofa.

thats great lol but what id really like to know is if those that believe in him would know that he was who he said he was, purely as they "have faith".

What efect would he then have on the world today?