Why Do We Exist ?

Originally Posted by xyz

You operate at a different level from the rest of us, Jester. We just can't compete.

Have you checked for certain if you exist?

[Clodhopper]

Originally Posted by Jester

Have you checked for certain if you exist?

Yes. I looked me up in the phone book and called myself. Since I answered I concluded that I must exist. Logic is so comforting.

When did you last call yourself, and did your family send you to the funny farm?

[xyz]

Originally Posted by Jester

Have you checked for certain if you exist?

See what I mean.

[Accountable]

I don't exist. I called, then my call waiting interrupted me with a call from me, but when I switched over, no one was there.

[Clodhopper]

Originally Posted by Accountable

I don't exist. I called, then my call waiting interrupted me with a call from me, but when I switched over, no one was there.

You might be Jester. Or possibly xyz. Or both and all this discussion is actually happening inside the head you don't have.

So I have to ask: Are xyz and Jester Accountable?

[xyz]

Originally Posted by Clodhopper

So I have to ask: Are xyz and Jester Accountable?

You do have to ask, because you are terrified of one of them.

[Accountable]

Originally Posted by xyz

You do have to ask, because you are terrified of one of them.

Oooooo Which one? Wait! Lemme get some popcorn.

[xyz]

Originally Posted by Accountable

Oooooo Which one? Wait! Lemme get some popcorn.

Now we know which one.

[Clodhopper]

Yup. I'm terrified of Accountable. All three of him. Xyz is his maths part, Jester is self explanatory and all parts are accountable to all other parts. Bleedin' Commie.