Sleep aids

[cherandbuster]

Wendybird and Clancy

Why don't you two get a room and work this out?

[Accountable]

Originally Posted by Wendybird

Wait..................no...................don't tell me.........................................

Your idea of foreplay?..............................."Brace yourself Ethel?"

Originally Posted by cherandbuster

Wendybird and Clancy

Why don't you two get a room and work this out?

Cher ! tsk tsk


Wendy's a Scot's lass, Cher, though now in Cheltenham, England.

I can see her now at the Cheltnam races, designer clobber (clothes) fantastic, extravagant hat, sipping champagne with a white gloved hand, as she smiles at the. 12-45 jockey atop the horse.



I'm desperate to free, Valerie from the clutches of her husband, we plan to do a bank in France, and go on wild adventures all over Europe and annoy Interpol by dodging them at every turn. We'll probably settle in Switzerland (where all the nazi gold is, but not many people know that)
We'll buy a small house at the foothills of the Alps, and at night, I'll sing to her, bathe her, and embrace her, feed her and keep her safe.

And when the Gendarme close the case, and think we're in Argentina, we'll slip back into France, as Layla & Paolo , and that way...we'll have Paris.

Can't say fairer than that....


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[Betty Boop]

Originally Posted by Clancy

What's wrong with you people !

Find a lover, do the deed, smoke a cig, light's out ....sleep.


.....sorted


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You're onto something there Clancy, but it's a bit difficult when you're a single Mum, you get hit on by young men who think you're a MILF, there's just no one decent to really get your teeth into!

Betty! I can't believe you said MILF.

[Betty Boop]

Originally Posted by SnoozeControl

Betty! I can't believe you said MILF.

I didn't say it though!

What a horrible term it is! I had to ask what it meant when somebody first said it to me, I nearly fell over when he told me!

Originally Posted by cherandbuster

Wendybird and Clancy

Why don't you two get a room and work this out?

I'd kill the poor man! Clancy only has eyes (and other bits) for Val...........if only he could free her...........................................

I think the Glasgow v Edinburgh rivalry is showing in our banter! But never mind, Clancy can't help being common.

Originally Posted by Wendybird

I'd kill the poor man! Clancy only has eyes (and other bits) for Val...........if only he could free her...........................................

I think the Glasgow v Edinburgh rivalry is showing in our banter! But never mind, Clancy can't help being common.

Awwe, Wendy. I love Embra' my brother lived in Oxgangs when he was stationed there. I promote Embra in here, it's a beautiful city

I've never been ejected from a pub in Embra


,,,,well not too roughly


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[sunny104]

Originally Posted by Accountable

I drink before bedtime, or up to bedtime, whatever ... but not specifically to help me sleep. It just helps me get drunk.

me too!

or sometimes I have Sleepytime tea, it really helps.

Originally Posted by Clancy

Awwe, Wendy. I love Embra' my brother lived in Oxgangs when he was stationed there. I promote Embra in here, it's a beautiful city

I've never been ejected from a pub in Embra


,,,,well not too roughly


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I used to live in Oxgangs!!!!!! Small world innit!